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Countertop Hero

@countertophero

Katılım Şubat 2015
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Countertop Hero
Countertop Hero@countertophero·
@krassenstein Don’t forget how pregnancy tests will become serialized and how it will be illegal to take one without reporting the results to the government.
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
Brilliant ad. If you have a daughter and you are voting for Trump you are insane. Also I hope you will one day have to explain to her why you voted for a man who was found to have sexually assaulted a woman.
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Countertop Hero@countertophero·
Larry David ended ‘Curb’ a season too soon. This whole RFK Jr. thing with Cheryl at the center of it is a rich, rich vein.
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Min Choi
Min Choi@minchoi·
AI is replacing breakdancers
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Melodies & Masterpieces
Melodies & Masterpieces@SVG__Collection·
Hermeto Pascoal performing in a lake in Iporanga, São Paulo (1985) This is probably my favorite video on the entire internet…
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Countertop Hero@countertophero·
Why do I keep hearing the phrase “Catholics and Christians”? Did they officially break up?
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Countertop Hero@countertophero·
A lot of armchair b-boys and b-girls out there…
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Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
This underwater upside down view of synchronized swimmers produces a surreal effect, to say the least [📹 Fabio Ferioli]
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Countertop Hero@countertophero·
@BorderlandsFilm I know it’s been covered to death in the comments, but Claptrap’s voice is giving off huge “Sonic’s teeth” vibes.
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CLAPTRAP@BorderlandsFilm·
This marketing asset is ALL ABOUT ME!
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Countertop Hero@countertophero·
The Ten Commandments reads like a religious passage that the writer lost motivation for halfway through and just started listing obvious things, then his neighbor that he doesn’t like walked by and inspired the last bit.
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Countertop Hero@countertophero·
@DrDogMusic Dr. Dog is like a glimpse into the universe where all the positive things school counselors ever told us were actually true.
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Countertop Hero@countertophero·
I hope @badmocap made that money while paving the road for skibidi toilet, that’s all I’m sayin’.
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Countertop Hero@countertophero·
Nothing says “domesticated” quite like vacuuming around a baby sitting on the floor.
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Countertop Hero
Countertop Hero@countertophero·
I know that drinking a bunch of Red Bull isn’t the same as doing cardio, I just don’t know why it isn’t.
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Countertop Hero@countertophero·
Why’s it always a “little” heart that’s being bought everything it desires?
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Countertop Hero@countertophero·
Time to step it up, Netflix. Real life drama got you beat right now.
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