Chris “Splaaaaash” Smoove

@souleybjorkins Souleymane, I would never unfollow #rideordie

Bra who unfollowed me when I got to 100

I fw this guy. I know you are on here somewhere #beev

@MikeStuddler Time to get bereal off ur phone g

We’ll be in contact Jerry.

@jeffknox55 Gingers smh

Hot off the press from the ex wife #whatdatmean

You fucking bet

@HunterBiden should I have another beer?

@deadheadcali Yeah #nuke #this

@naturdayguy Kids boutta rip vodka sodas at the spainard #watchout

Blackrock tote, Hoka’s, and a backwards trucker hat? NYC summer intern season in full swing #phebes #ferda

Insane motion from the 9th grade ex girlfriend #whiteboysummer #iusedtoprayfortimeslikethis

Been spamming Entourage recently. Doesn’t get better

@Rbagwith Just need a little gust of wind #pleasegod

With liberty and justice for all. #rackattack #booyah

This man is literally Saddam Hussein #nuke #sga

Saw the ex girlfriend at an ice cream shop with a legit albino man. Do I kms?

@Rbagwith Thanks mr beckwith

@countnegroniIV Ur in Chris it’s just a matter of time…

Take advantage of me #thanksIG

@JerryTheRocket Mr Smith, (respectfully) 🪵,🪵, 🪵 #noshame

10 beers, 5 beers, ruin my life #holy #please #mama

@hotmicdemon Fml

Jack Ohman season era

Holy fuck, I was #downbad

The forbidden fruit #littleleagueweapon