Dwight “Big D.” Iminsideher, J.D.

@TurdFergeson_ gonna make an app called coffee so bv men can see who’s a whore and who’s actually fat

running late today

fuck it byx UT son over this!

you was at the club, bottles up when i first met you

@ChesterTitworth what if it was just a piss missile of bottled piss… piss nuke anyone?

And for my next trick I am going to throw a piss missile of a vodka redbull at your face

why tf are they not labeling the games as wcbb, I AINT TRYNA FUCKING WATCH THAT SHIT

@MrHithers miserable fuck

“Yeah bro let’s wear our matching barbs and go for a walk on campy” #LANK

take a moment to band together fr, a brother of our community is no longer with us in a situation that could have happened to any of us, trust only those who’ve earned it, rest in peace jimmy

fuqqqqqqq no

strait of whoretouse

honestly good for bro, fucking with the monday drip

time to get drunk at the line leap band party today, they throw!!!!!!!

@FrankGordo2986 bro was gooning too hard

That first after hand surgery beer

recently liked songs, thoughts?

@Dalegibbensjr time to go check yourself into a facility!!! go buy yourself some peter millar grippy sock!!!!!!!!!!!!

Things are getting bad

@zynaftersex better add extra chlorine to that water #infection

Roomate just asked if it was okay if his aphi freshman’s friends came to our pool

after you graduate the only time you’ll be able to wear shorts is after 5 pm and on weekends, isn’t that crazy

@scootdickerson you doing ballet or some shit?

size don’t matter right….right?

@TreAmosBurner bad makeup, good broad

The Joker has a new look?

i’m almost there