Courtney Maree

@meagan_dasram Yes

Once you have a grown ass man, giving you a kiss over FaceTime…You won

@911zlitz Minkie 😳still

@harishthaaaaaaa Bro same

I'm either telling my children how I met the love of my life, their father. Or I'm telling them why I didn't marry for love.

Did you know it takes a plastic bag 20-100 yrs to break down, yet it takes me approximately 1 minor inconvenience.

You ever see an f-boy and just

I am no longer interested in dating. If you're interested in me I'll need a 800 word essay on how you will not waste my time.

Focus on the step infront of you and not the whole staircase.

You'll never be to much for someone who can't get enough of you.

You give an aspirin a headache

I couldn't face a life without your light But all of that was ripped apart when you refused to fight

How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving

Life Sciences requires mad concentration. One mistake and you're spelling orgasm instead of organism.

@jazthedood Gay.

@Flash3r_csgo @jazzerboet 😂😂😂

If you describe yourself as funny, you’re probably not funny😂

I know this transformation is painful, but you are not falling apart; you are just falling into something different, with a new capacity to be beautiful.

I think we were meant to be but we did it wrong