majorine

waxed my nose hair who want me

chocolate milk is gods finest gift to humanity

@GloopyNoops god damn it

@coven_paws Mmmmm yeah, why are you drinking full bodied milk? So you can prepare for sucking tits? Yeah thats pretty gay

fellas is it gay to drink whole milk

@Emawnish he does not look dumb

just put my dumbass cat in a bag lol

blue calypso lemonade made my tits grow 3 cup sizes after one bottle #notsponsered

following jumped overnight, i promise i’ll follow back as twitter allows

@Lizzard_g1rl this bro people are inventing things i’ve never even heard of

@coven_paws I also feel like the number of transphobic trans people is also getting bigger 🥲

i’m seeing such a weird rise in transphobia…. my trans mooties will always be safe with me cuz wtf…

motherfucker

if you’ve ever said “they’re in a better place” when someone loses a loved one, i genuinely do not fw you. what better place is there than with the people that love them most in the world

when you were trying to murder me by choking me out was there something there

god fucking forbid the hair that grows on my body is on my body

@1mnotokay3 missed autism

Stop larping depression Stop larping adhd Stop larping bpd Stop larping schizophrenia Stop larping EDs You’re not quirky, you’re not cool Mental disorders are literal hell Stop the larp you bitches

@syraverse what

cheating doesn’t count when a women does it

autistic and my special interest is that pussy so lemme hyperfixate

@pentha90 what does this mean

when a mexican calls you twin

@spongbobfan369 swallows it without chewing

Gives you a slice of pizza

oh you’re an english teacher? name every word

@toothgarden they are but they only use the accent around other people

are british people real im scared

@baitbleed bitch are you dead

Is it normal for cum to come out cold?