Kyle

no bro don’t buy airpods. you need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520

If you buy your fat 13-year-old an e-bike so he can do 35 in a residential, you are a net-negative on society.

I like to think that Iran's leadership was doing a "no bad ideas" brainstorming session on a whiteboard when everything blew up.

Look I’m not a fan of Gavin Newsom but even I think sending an F-35 to Sacramento would be excessive

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. -H. L. Mencken

@rubOnTan @Tekeee As long as we aren’t using T-Mobile 🤝🏼

Be honest, Do you consider $1,000,000 as life changing money?

@rubOnTan 🐟

@rubOnTan Same

I do not normally respond to online rumors but feel the need to do so at this moment I will not be a candidate for the currently vacant HC and GM positions with the Miami Dolphins. While you never know what the future may bring right now my focus must remain on global events and also the precious archives of the United States of America. Thank you

Wife just asked if we could swing by Costco on the way to church tonight

@rubOnTan All gas no brakes

@rubOnTan Send it

Wide ✅ Tan 💀

It’s a heater open.spotify.com/album/1hXxwJqK…

@rubOnTan Some mint mobile customer tried to give me a hard time for eating butter on a steak “Oh that’s so much fat” Fella what you need to do is eat at a deficit, start walking, and stay in your lane

@FTMKeienburg Tighten up matchmaking so that all players are in a 400 elo range. (We are happy to wait 5x the time to get a fair match.) Get rid of bots at the low ranks. (Free wins in a ranked mode makes no sense.)

How do you all feel about the state of ranked (and Pro Pass)? What's good? What could be better? What's missing?

@rubOnTan @SkylineETH @KingDSky Imagine needed 4k bots to tell you, “you’re special”

mfs who keep tweeting with 0 likes are likely psychopaths.

@rubOnTan Halo Reach in Harrison went crazy

@dhruv_ @lrocket Cooked I’m afraid

Aerospike engine still feels like the smartest idea we never fully used.

People that like musicals are just people that are too lazy to read lying to themselves about how cultured they are