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@dom_lucre Dwight Schrute did stuff like that.

🔥🚨BREAKING: This woman is being accused of hiring migrant workers for her house and calling ICE to pick them after after they finished to avoid paying $10,000 she owed them.

@Super70sSports Our forefathers ate like Kings.

Looks like we’ve got ourselves the old Dave Thomas special right here …

@LIQRstoreJUNKIE Looks like the side of a train car.

Super different

@punt_rd … and a jelly donut… to go! 🔥

David Lee Roth - ‘Yankee Rose’…listening in, or in the bin!?

@NFLMAVERICK Whew. Was scared for a sec. ;)

@cowcall Not related to Raiders or football. Just making a sober assessment on a private credit company.

Blue Owl Capital is a DEAD MAN WALKING!

@Sajwani Yes - from USA.

Can you reply to this ?

@SouthDallasFood Raspberry is top line and on the left.

So I went ahead and ranked all the Pop Tart flavors just in case.

@SouthDallasFood @PopTartsUS Of course! And no need for painted-on emojis and stuff.

@cowcall @PopTartsUS AND FROST THE EDGES

It’s finally happening I’m gonna cry 🙏🏼🙌🏼😭

@ClownWorld Double plate move right there

More!

@VigilantFox Ugh. That voice.

Elon Musk’s “baby mama” Ashley St. Clair laughs awkwardly as she recalls how “interesting” and “intoxicating” he once felt to her younger self. TIM MILLER: “He’s tweeting all night. He’s very manic. He has 13 children… What is it like to be in his orbit?” ST. CLAIR: “When I first met him, I thought he was very interesting. Especially, I was 23, 24 at the time. And guys my age are not talking about philosophy or Schopenhauer or the Greeks.” MILLER: “He’s talking about Schopenhauer?!” ST. CLAIR: “Yes, to a degree.” “So finding someone who could speak about something, and at the time, you think this individual is a part of something so much bigger than themselves, and they’re ‘fighting the good fight.’” “That’s very intoxicating to a young girl who does not have a fully developed prefrontal cortex at the time.” [laughs awkwardly] “So I think there’s been a difference in my view since I’ve developed that.” [laughs again]

@BrandonFugal @sammyhagar @VanHalen 40 years… wow. I have played this album more than any other on the drum set. Hello Baby… 🔥

Van Halen’s 5150 album remains my favorite of theirs & one of the greatest albums ever, released 40 yrs ago today! It inspired me to start my own band in 9th grade (1st cover was “Love Walks In”). Their first #1 album (debuted at #1!!), spent 3 weeks at #1 & went 6X platinum.

@titMcGrit2 Hell no

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

@THR He peaked as Brocolli Rob.

Stephen Colbert Penning New ‘Lord of the Rings' Movie hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…

@1stMarsColonist @motherquoter The relaunch in this format is sad. Don’t like the vibe at all.

@motherquoter Found a Toys R Us last week! Granted, it’s tiny, within a mall, and has a money laundering vibe to it.

Toys "R" Us and Chuck E. Cheese were both bought by private equity, sold for parts, and bankrupted. The reason why the country you grew up in no longer exists is unfettered greed by the ultra wealthy

@FBGreatMoments My favorite jersey to wear.

Lyle Alzado - Intensity wasn’t an act.

@goodbreffis Hershey’s really changed their formula.

Great. Now want a hot fudge sundae.

@StarWarsDaily_ Here is how many hands your brother will have.

What is Darth Vader saying?

@KubeJ9 @toys_retro Core comedy memory

@toys_retro I posted my comment about Eddie Murphey's "welfare burgers" before I read the replies to this post. It is surprising, to me, but really good to see that I am not the only that remembers that bit by Eddie Murphey.