cow mother

guys I made a silly lil throne !! if u wanna check it out, it’s linked in my bio c: you don’t have to buy anything if you don’t want to!! all is okie :3 & I appreciate it if you do 🖤

I like when people make me their header as a surprise js

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@irithyIl good lil way to do it. unfortunately we’re both broke but i’m less broke sometimes? I pay it when I can

@cowmudder me and my friend pay for a duo account, it’s actually peak it’s like 6 bucks each LOL

They definitely buffed Spotify ads because wtf .. how does anybody use this app and not pay. Next ad I hear will make me wanna 💀

feeling awfully lonely this morning.. care to join?

@ravensdarkflock ty for blessing us 🙏🏼

happy titty tuesday u pervs

coffee crisps poutine kraft dinner tim hortons a&w ketchup chips nanaimo bars pizza pizza hickory sticks bear paws smarties swiss chalet aaaannddd kinder eggs

I need a vibrator with the power of a McDonald’s sprite

@THEFAMELESSZERO this is why ur the goat

@cowmudder Insane how my best interactions with people happen to be Canadian

literally anytime I meet somebody new & I say I’m Canadian,, they start hating bc of a past situationship they had with a Canadian like rly dude…

@tallchubbyguy Very true :3

@cowmudder Thats why us canadians just gotta stick together 😊

I think my top may be a little tight

btw guys I became the Elden Lord a year ago so yeah

my boobs are big bc they’re filled with joy and whimsy

I miss pho :/ I haven’t had it soooo long bc FAWK shit is expensive

@UnholyMuffdivr hi birthday twin, u have pretty eyes!

Where's my hazel eye peeps 👀

with how garbage this season is & how mid the new character is.. almost makes me want to play overwatch & I hate overwatch w a burning passion (it’s complicated.. I miss overwatch 1)

marvel rivals comp is unplayable & unenjoyable. as a support player, banning 6 support is insane. they realize banning every good support is going to lead to triple support, right? Like wasn’t the ISSUE triple support yet this is what the community is doing. L game, L season.

Moo-kini makes an appearance again :3

:the shirt in question