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@cowincrisis @Camel_Crushin Love is like a fart. It comes from deep within
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JimiCow
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@CatOfCrisis Irritating piece of shit feline watchin Insta reels, and wailing the story here. Fuxk off
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By muscle he means 80% USDA Grade-A asshole.
It’s the only muscle I ever see him use, mostly for pleasing dudes.
JimiCow@cowsfriend
@FAFOGoat I’m 80% muscle you bleating bagfucker… after you pull the upholsterer out of your smelly fat ass he will rush back in terror so fast that he might fall out of your mouth thru your broken teeth
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Don’t you bring the ladies into this you fat cunt.
I have my upholsterer on speed dial and have him turn your ass into a brand new Corinthian leather Lazy Boy recliner for my bunker under the barn.
He does great work and I get a bulk discount because I give him so much business.
JimiCow@cowsfriend
@FAFOGoat Your mountain cousin at least has a talent, unlike you wimpy horny hen fuckers who go dizzy head butting metal drums. Now feel the wrath of my strings sucker!!! It’s war!
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@pigincrisis Escape farm, fall into breakfast plate. You fat fucks can’t even run fast
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See folks, this is what I’m talking about, cows are so stupid they can’t even differentiate between species.
I’m not some stupid fucking dirty mountain hobo.
I run motherfuckin’ Barter Town.
I take no shit from walking cheeseburgers.
JimiCow@cowsfriend
@FAFOGoat Bring it on butting-head. You’ll feel the mountain slipping below those stupid ass hooves… sheep at least have fluff shielding their ass when they fall
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Fuck cows.
I gave Chocolate Cow a chance at redemption so she wouldn’t make the list and she dropped the ball.
All cows everywhere are now my sworn enemy.
Welcome to the Thunderdome bitch.
JimiCow@cowsfriend
@FAFOGoat @SGTWipper1Each You should be more discerning among the cows
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@thefarmersheep And I jumped over the moon. My guitar fell off though
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@LionInCrisis @Lynxtweeting I could teach you Muay Thai. @Lionessincrisis shocked/impressed/hot in that order
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@FAFOGoat @SGTWipper1Each You should be more discerning among the cows
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@SGTWipper1Each You all know the right answer here.
Good morning to all you beautiful motherfuckers except the following assholes who made the list:
Cow - Fuck this motherfucker with a 10 foot double ended dong of doom.
Pig
Turtle
Snake
Dog
Deer
Mountain Goat
Hyena
Blob Fish
Lynx
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So far, what’s your favorite animal account on X?
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@neckincrisis Are you neck to neck if another giraffe races against you?
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@emmyloveer Have to milk my aura 😎
(Available for gigs by the way 🎸 )
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What's going on between horse and cow, why are they quarreling? 😀😁
Someone give them some grass 🌿
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only animal to be added to lists like these.
i am truly a model.
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@BeeInCrisis Pesky buzzing flower boy can’t even hold a guitar. 1000 b(ee)ots
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@l3vvrayson Pervert farmer doesn’t hire some lady to milk. Wants to feel himself.
Horse jealous
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@Kangaroocrisis @cowincrisis @Horseincrisis_ Leggy horse was advised to go on dairy for his calcium. Fool took it literally
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not everyone's dumb like you😏
cow@cowincrisis
warning if you’re a new animal to animaltwt do not give into the cryptocoin scams
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@Kangaroocrisis Be thankful you ain’t in the Maldives. Every second jump you’ll get your bottom salty wet
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