Matt Barnes

Haha, God, people were so stupid in the old days, forming mobs on the street to hunt witches and blaming witches for all their woes, and burning down Citizens Advice bureaus.

Always remember: the roof of your mouth is really the ceiling of your mouth and the authorities don't want you to know. Share the knowledge, share the power.

@PlatinumAl @OFFICIALSTIG Lol. Sorry

@cowzakeptin @OFFICIALSTIG Cyco Mike-o! Don't rub it in.

Well it's Desert Fest this weekend in that there London, and my old pal @cowzakeptin is there right now. @OFFICIALSTIG headlining tomorrow. I am officially jealous as fuck. Going to cry now, bye. 😭😭😭

@PlatinumAl open.spotify.com/album/6MYMxoe6…

@PlatinumAl Fnarr

This week I have eaten Indian food, Macdonalds, fish and chips, burger, loaded fries, pizza and Chinese food. No wonder I'm fat. Can't get my ring off my finger.

. @KANYEWEST ASKED PERMISSION TO SAMPLE A SECTION OF A 1983 LIVE PERFORMANCE OF “IRON MAN” FROM THE US FESTIVAL WITHOUT VOCALS & WAS REFUSED PERMISSION BECAUSE HE IS AN ANTISEMITE AND HAS CAUSED UNTOLD HEARTACHE TO MANY. HE WENT AHEAD AND USED THE SAMPLE ANYWAY AT HIS ALBUM LISTENING PARTY LAST NIGHT. I WANT NO ASSOCIATION WITH THIS MAN!

@PlatinumAl It's a classic! Have you got Wolverine Blues?

@cowzakeptin finally got a vinyl copy of Left Hand Path by Entombed. What a fucking album! Lackluster production, but still amazing

If Wilko goes, we'll have to shop at B&M. And who wants glitter on a fucking bog brush?

@PlatinumAl Does it have Pull the Plug on it?

@PlatinumAl Ooh. Saucy!

@cowzakeptin today's acquisition:

Piss poor zooming

@PlatinumAl @pizzahut Vegan pepperphoni?

Took the child to Pizza Hut for tea. Here's mine. 🍕♥️ @pizzahut

Drinking a Saddleworth Mild by Saddleworth Brewery @ The Church Inn — untp.beer/s/c1269986103

Drinking a Silver Myst by @news_copper @ The Church Inn — untp.beer/s/c1269982559

Drinking a Farmers Cruci-Bull Ale by @BradfieldBrew @ The Kings Head — untp.beer/s/c1269171469