Michael J. Neff

When someone shoots up any nightlife district, it could be any of us. Keep your heads up y’all, and stay safe. kxan.com/news/crime/aus…

As more people leave the industry, more will come & need to be trained. So the first question is...what are bartenders for? Simulcast on IG (@thecottonmouthclub) & Clubhouse (Search “What are bartenders for?”) 9pm CST/10pm EST/7pm PST

This evening’s discussion on @joinClubhouse: On Consulting in a post-Covid world, with Yours Truly & the great Chris Amirault! joinclubhouse.com/event/MRyvvzn3 5:30pm PST

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Special shoutout to @EmblemPR for making it happen. #fullpharrell #spacemechanic #skabandhypeman

Listen on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. And now available on @pandoramusic! Or visit thecottonmouthclubpresents.com/covid-shutdown… #COVID19 #bars #shutdown

Honored to be roasted on @LastWeekTonight! It’s a funny way to bring up a very serious issue. One year into the shutdowns & there are things that need discussing.

@kurthernon How was the re-opening?

I'm discussing “On the Bar: All Things Negroni 🏁🍸🃏” with Chris Amirault and On The Bar. Today, Mar 6 at 9:30 PM PST on @joinclubhouse. Join us! joinclubhouse.com/event/xBlObXzw

We’ve already seen too much violence over masks. Lifting the mandate makes the risk much higher. @GregAbbott_TX doesn’t care, but many people do.

@GregAbbott_TX Leadership is hard. I get it. Easier to risk our lives so you can look tough.

I just announced Texas is OPEN 100%. EVERYTHING. I also ended the statewide mask mandate.

Clubhouse is becoming a thing. Stay up late & come chat with Chris & Yours Truly.

We’ve got to get there eventually. Discussing how to do it safely with a bar owner who is opening next week. Tonight on the live stream! IG Live @thecottonmouthclub 9pm CST/10pm EST/7pm PST

I'm discussing “Go Hawk Yourself: PR, Bartenders & the Future” with @EmblemPR. Today, Feb 24 at 7:00 PM PST on @joinclubhouse. Join us! joinclubhouse.com/event/xka3qK2y

Tonight on the live stream, we’re making cocktails in the garage again! National Margarita Day, so we’re making scratch margs with @tequilaocho. Then continuing our conversations on tipping, so stay for the chat. IG Live @thecottonmouthclub 9pm CST/10pm EST/7pm PST

Garage Cocktail Series in full effect. Every #friday on our live stream, IG Live @thecottonmouthclub 9pm CST/10pm EST/7pm PST Tonight: The French 75 w/ @BrooklynGin

@DavidWondrich @nmaustn @TequilaOcho @ASAPstormborn Throw in a Lightning Hopkins song for me and I’ll get some shots.

@coyotesallover @nmaustn @TequilaOcho @ASAPstormborn You got that right. Now lemme go put this five in the jukebox. I see they got Merle and Howlin Wolf in there.

Special thanks to all of my Season 1 guests on The Cottonmouth Club Presents podcast! Legendary guests out of the gate. Season 2 is imminent, so catch up now & we’ll have more for you soon! @DavidWondrich @nmaustn @TequilaOcho @ASAPstormborn

@DavidWondrich @nmaustn @TequilaOcho @ASAPstormborn Best job in the world sometimes.

@coyotesallover @nmaustn @TequilaOcho @ASAPstormborn Hey, that was work for me like hanging around in five bars is work for me. Good times.