colin 🌱

thomairbag

@asfixiacristo douglas p naked .. 💔

Thinking About the Official boyd rice x douglas p Death in June yaoi comic

a detailed thread on how i would hypothetically kill, prepare, and cook a man (thomie). this is strictly culinary in approach, every step deliberate, precise, and controlled 🩷 #rhtwt and technically cannibaltwt but theyre just horny and not srs ab the food aspect of it 😒

@00longmilktea i should start posting strange tweets again #LikeTheOldDays #SexWithThomYorkesDeadBody

i guess most of it is private but even the milder stuff posted in public got us all spanked multiple times for being "too weird". that's why i will never abandon my brothers 🙏

don't we kinda have this already

@raysofyou thats sister tbh

addison they could never make me hate you.

@raysofyou i could deadass hug you

everyone is my friend i am the sweetest girl in the world

Caesar probably was born thinking "i’m gonna be a chill guy" next thing you know: gladiators etc

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary #SuspensionAnniversary

@asfixiacristo i agree with the med thing One of my meds is so foul and genuinely spine chilling i just cant take it with water bro

@cozzzing TWINS

You are my Sunshine..my only Sunshine..

@raysofyou 😭😭😭

unrelated but i made the only guy that i was ever like kinda romantically involved with make a lastfm account and we’re still following each other and lowkey i can tell he doesn’t play about his scrobbles

@asfixiacristo ideal life is only eating yogurt oatmeal and rice everyday #NGL

Will be eating nothing but greek yogurt in the next week All sludge posts will just be my Beautiful yogurt Until i run out of Yogurt☝️

i like when i occasionally see the posts and reels that william bennett likes on instagram

@tacoshy29 take my sub out back and stuff it til it vomits

ill make ur effin sub

@asfixiacristo BRO EXACTLY idk why people drink diet over zero 🥱 i only drink diet if im genuinely desperate

@cozzzing COKE ZERO IS THE BEST

Today’s sludge of Choice🤤

@asfixiacristo genuinely at one point the only thing i ate every day was a bowl of white rice with coke zero 🤤🤤 i really dont play about it ima ricecel

@cozzzing I would so give u som🤤🤤 rice is my faaavorite the world needs more CARBS drools

@asfixiacristo ate like a fat fucking chud today i would go crazy on some rice

@asfixiacristo fuckk

my penis would be the slightest bit above average and I’d be shy about it

@asfixiacristo the propaganda is kinda working lately for me

I will…not…fall for the big black eye contact propaganda…

like a week ago i took belly pics and later went to lunch with some friends and when i opened instagram to make a silly story post my belly showed up and i got really scared that irl next to me saw