Colin Paranchych

@declanjames1 I’m down with this if more players will get fully tattooed up like the darts guys and have killer monikers like boxers…Declan ‘the punisher’ James or Daryl ‘Hurricane’ Selby. @DarylSelby.

I’ve been on at the powers that be for over 5 years about this - the matchroom blueprint for boxing and darts is what we need to follow. Production I.e music, booze (drink responsibly!) and lighting etc to make it an occasion for the crowd - it’s not rocket science!!

@megynkelly Abe Lincoln staring at the air guitar rabbit really moved me

I miss Melania’s red trees.

To my Twitter fam🥺😔🫶🏽

@itssobhytime You’re an inspiration for everyone. A great semi final win and then this! Life ain’t fair. But your resolve is amazing, all the best on your recovery!

@USSQUASH @santiago2023 @TeamUSA @PanamSports Where is your sis?

@jordanbpeterson The greater the claim, the greater the evidence required to proves that claim. Claiming that you are willing to commit to someone in marriage is not the same as claim that there is an almighty creator and omnipotent being. Someone please prove me wrong.

Marriage is an act of faith Trusting others in the absence of naïveté is an act of faith Celebrating the beauty of existence despite its tragedy and malevolence is an act of faith All action undertaken in the absence of omniscience is faith And all action is undertaken in that absence Rationalist materialist atheists think faith means believing something that strains credibility But it really means Mature courage in being and becoming As it always truly has

@jimmycarr Missed you couldn’t convince my wife to skip square dance night but I’ll be there next time round guaranteed

This evening I’m in Calgary, aka Cowtown, aka Stampede City, for two shows at the Southern Alberta Jubilee Auditorium. For more Canadian dates click here bit.ly/TerriblyFunnyCA

@itssobhytime So many potential pun laden replies I think I’ll just leave it alone

There’s something extremely tranquil about being on a bike for hours out on the Schuylkill trail with just you & your tunes… it’s all fine & dandy until you open your mouth to sing & a bug flies straight in 🫠🫠🥲🥲

@theToddHirsch I was wondering why @RachelNotley didn’t speak to that in the debate. Seemed to be an easy clarification for voters

2. Contrary to what UCP Leader said about me in the leaders' debate, I actually HAD done my own analysis of the NDP's costing plan. And I endorsed it. Please RETWEET this as much as you can. My credibility has been attacked and I need to set the record straight.

Some UCP supporters are spreading untruths about me personally. I feel I must defend myself and clear the air of these lies...

@WildSeafarer @RachelNotley @WabKinew @nenshi You’re right, I didn’t but I will. I was asking seriously, out of curiosity.

@cparanch @RachelNotley @WabKinew @nenshi So Einstein, Isn't that how democracy works? Sounds like you didn't even bother to read his statement.

Naheed Nenshi and I didn’t always agree, but we were always committed to the public good. I’m proud to have @nenshi’s endorsement today. Friends, this election is too important to sit on the fence. We need to build a better future with a stable, trustworthy government.

They’re in Canada econ.st/3IBo8oU

@layla_arrison 20 mins of meditation…new inspiration will come

What do you do, when there's nothing left to do?

@stats_feed Would be good to see this list with the subsidies removed

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If anyone is in need of a helping hand, I can confirm that @ssssobhy has some soft, baby hands🫶🏽😂👶🏽 Welcome to the Health & Wellness squad, Beansy 🤜🏽🤛🏽 #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth

@FramGommendy Maybe his enablers need to grow up too?

As long as stupid short sighted keep telling him he is a victim, he won't evolve into the champion he should be. You guys are destroying him. And you think we are...

@AliFarag Congrats…you picked the right coach!

World Champion for the fourth time el hamdulellah. Things you could only dream of as a kid. بطل عالم للمرة الرابعة الحمدلله 🏆

Serious question…why do women play best of 3 on the @wtatour while @PSAWorldTour women play best of 5? Did the WTA try best of 5 and see too many injuries?

@danacarvey Take some Valium 30 mins before entry

This carwash kinda gave me the creeps. Does it seem creepy to you? #spooky #carwash #horror