Christina

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Christina

Christina

@cpcampion

Just a mermaid doing her thing. Advocate against man thigh and cameltoe. My life is unwritten and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Under the Sea Katılım Haziran 2010
165 Takip Edilen134 Takipçiler
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Don’t let the art of a “thank you” card die.
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It still cracks me up that Dave Chappelle was in You Got Mail.
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Our bartender is def cooked out.
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Hey, I’m wearing my husbands pants.
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So apparently smoking cigarettes is a thing again. Esp in NYC. Gross.
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Should White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt continue wearing the cross during press conferences? YES or NO? If YES, I will follow you back! 🇺🇸
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It’s not a grudge, it’s acknowledging your self worth and the respect you deserve.
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@DOGE @elonmusk how do we work on getting businesses to stop being “card only” and accept cash?
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When did we stop wearing high heels when we go out? I don’t understand these kids.
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Anyone else think they need to make a prequel of @GilmoreGirls with a pregnant Lorelai and young Emily? I’d love to watch that.
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I just learned that Jake Paul and Logan Paul are two different people. Who knew?
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Once again, forgot Tracy Chapman is a woman. When will I learn?
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I’m like Scuttle. A loud obnoxious bird that no one listens to.
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My Uber driver definitely farted.
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The term “master manipulator” has been thrown and it’s not from me. Does this mean others are waking up too?
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People just don’t dress up anymore to go out and I hate it.
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Patient stated after surgery she wants to”a peanutbutter and mayonnaise sandwich. With a side of pickles.” ….WHAT
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Next time someone asks how I’m doing, I. Just going to tell them “I bite now”. I’ve had enough.
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Damned if you do. Really damned if you don’t.
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Today is the shortest day of the year. But it feels like the longest day everrrrr
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