Christina

Don’t let the art of a “thank you” card die.

It still cracks me up that Dave Chappelle was in You Got Mail.

Our bartender is def cooked out.

Hey, I’m wearing my husbands pants.

So apparently smoking cigarettes is a thing again. Esp in NYC. Gross.

@DonaldTNews Yes

Should White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt continue wearing the cross during press conferences? YES or NO? If YES, I will follow you back! 🇺🇸

It’s not a grudge, it’s acknowledging your self worth and the respect you deserve.

@DOGE @elonmusk how do we work on getting businesses to stop being “card only” and accept cash?

When did we stop wearing high heels when we go out? I don’t understand these kids.

Anyone else think they need to make a prequel of @GilmoreGirls with a pregnant Lorelai and young Emily? I’d love to watch that.

I just learned that Jake Paul and Logan Paul are two different people. Who knew?

Once again, forgot Tracy Chapman is a woman. When will I learn?

I’m like Scuttle. A loud obnoxious bird that no one listens to.

My Uber driver definitely farted.

The term “master manipulator” has been thrown and it’s not from me. Does this mean others are waking up too?

People just don’t dress up anymore to go out and I hate it.

Patient stated after surgery she wants to”a peanutbutter and mayonnaise sandwich. With a side of pickles.” ….WHAT

Next time someone asks how I’m doing, I. Just going to tell them “I bite now”. I’ve had enough.

Damned if you do. Really damned if you don’t.

Today is the shortest day of the year. But it feels like the longest day everrrrr