Chris Morris
18 posts
@jeningleby wondering what Mrs Ingleby thinks she'll learn by following me...
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@Parkonomyweb just parked at Stockport and now trying to pay. Your website won’t accept my reg plate (no reason not to), the App doesn’t exist on the App Store and your phone line doesn’t take calls. So I’m unable to pay. What can I do? I don’t want a ticket, already on train
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Avanti West Coast. Again, another delayed train, another long and tedious journey, another near-zero onboard service. You are surely the worst rail operator in Europe and beyond. Sort it out.
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@UpperCrust_uk
What is this new noire bread?? It’s inedible is what it is. You must do better, this is nowhere near acceptable.
GIF
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@UpperCrust_uk
Upper Crust I’m afraid your ‘new noire bread’ is absolutely terrible. Cold, solid and heavy, I doubt anybody could digest this monster. Surely you can do better?
GIF
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@manairport another shambolic performance. Currently sitting on the tarmac 2 hours delayed due to hopeless security staffing levels. The security team were great, let down by management. How long must we all put up with this?
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@AvantiWestCoast I need to delay repay but the response was (wrongly) a rejection. The appeal process doesn’t work, live chat on your website is broken and the send us a message button doesn’t work either. Help please!
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@DXB 200 people in the passport queue, literally one person processing them. 2 hours to get through. Is this meant to be an International hub airport?
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@MattHancock @KayBurley But you’re not following any logic, just digging a deeper hole.
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@KayBurley Thank you Kay. It hasn’t been easy, but I do my best
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Whatever you think of him or this Govt, we surely must accept that @MattHancock is doing everything he can to save lives
#COVID__19
Joel Taylor@JoelTaylorhack
Just catching up with @KayBurley's interview with Matt Hancock - crikey, he looks utterly haunted, pale, gaunt, hunched, shattered
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@MattHancock @ONS Nobody is dying, at least not from the virus. Plenty will die as a result of lockdown though. There is just no rational logic here.
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Today’s very serious news from @ONS shows the spread of the virus is accelerating.
We must all play our part to help keep #Coronavirus under control. Remember #HandsFaceSpace & only get a test if you are eligible.
Office for National Statistics (ONS)@ONS
During the most recent week, we estimate there were around 6,000 new #COVID19 infections per day in England, not including those living in institutional settings. Our evidence suggests that the incidence rate for England has increased in recent weeks ow.ly/dblp50BuvQD
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@Luke_FFF Saw you on BBC this morning. Thought you a spoke eloquently, was really impressed with your approach. Great to hear. 👍
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I hold no grudge or have any problem with anyone who may of mocked me years ago. And by no means feel it affected my football career on the pitch.
Have a great weekend!
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The attention that as come about since the tweet I sent the other week has been very surprising.
Just want to confirm the reason I sent it was to continue to raise awareness of the importance of talking about our feelings. Particularly in these challenging times.
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@stephenfry He was a guy who really knew where his towel was. Loved him.
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