Captain Waffles

@Halo @AphonicWanderer Absolute honor to have my video collage from HCS featured towards the top of the post 🥺 insane feeling considering I've played this franchise since I was 5-6 years old Hoping to make an even better collage for Halofest this year 😁✌️

Long after the missions are complete and the controllers put away, the memories remain. Your stories are the heart of its legacy. Here’s the next chapter of Your Halo Story. #Halo25Together 💚 aka.ms/YourHaloStory03

Halo Waypoint featured my video collage from HCS 2025 basically right at the top of the post 😭😭 hard to believe this is real considering this trip to HCS was THE first time I took pictures with my DSLR camera. An incredible honor, hope to make an even better montage this year

@scottwww7 @EricLDaugh yeah just put the funny little star on lil bro, it's just for ID purposes, pinky swear

@cpt___waffles @EricLDaugh If you are not a paid protester, you would not need to wear an armband. The idea is that paid protesters are like schills. Schilling is already illegal.

🚨 WTF?! William Kelly — a terrorist who stormed the church in Minnesota — just stormed out of court and demanded MORE leftists terrorize federal agents "This is a RESISTANCE against FASCISM!" "The EXECUTIONERS are walking free!" He must be LOCKED UP.

@scottwww7 @EricLDaugh I fucking wish, LOL chud

@cpt___waffles @EricLDaugh Are you a paid protester?

@scottwww7 @EricLDaugh "just put it on bro" encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/art…

@EricLDaugh So-called protesters should be required by law to wear an armband or something that would be indicator they are are paid protesters. And if they fail to plainly display that status indicator, then it is a federal crime with mandatory prison time.

@Maikelmcswag @SadaSurfer @KitasanMR brother this IS the EOMM agent we're discussing

@SadaSurfer @KitasanMR send EOMM agents to their house

i mean it gets to a point no? this surely cant be fun

@wrldofasta @juusovl @Greenpig117 gwomp gwomp unfun hero, poorly designed!

@cpt___waffles @juusovl @Greenpig117 Wasting a ban on Hog is a serious sign of skill issue LMFAO

Bad design high priority rework list: #1: Hog #2: Mercy #3: Weaver This is the year for the devs to fix these heroes already, pretty please? 🥺 👉👈

@wrldofasta @juusovl @Greenpig117 I don't care how it was "designed," I have fun playing certain heroes and am better at certain heroes vs others. I will just continue to ban Roadhog, especially on maps like Ilios. Womp womp.

@cpt___waffles @juusovl @Greenpig117 Overwatch was designed to be played by countering. Sounds like you’re simply playing the wrong game, so unfortunately your whole take is irrelevant and stupid actually!!

@wrldofasta @juusovl @Greenpig117 "people just refuse to switch" because if I queue up and choose a hero, it means I wanted to play THAT hero. Being FORCED (forced because otherwise the game will be 0 fun, gray screen simulator for 10 mins) to play Counter-Watch is boring and lame actually!!

@juusovl @cpt___waffles @Greenpig117 Not really. He has counters like every hero. People just refuse to switch. Hog is only a demon if there’s a Kiriko with him. Otherwise, he’s an ult battery and nothing more.

@ForEturnity @neco2k @MikkytheHamster same energy as PDF-in-Chief calling that little girl on the phone beautiful on Christmas Eve. just weird.

@cpt___waffles @neco2k @MikkytheHamster how did we get from complimenting a nose to gooning

Graves has a beautiful nose. stop drawing her wth a button nose. she's gorgest!!!

@neco2k @MikkytheHamster it's fine to be a pedophile if it's for a video game character, guys!! you heard it here first folks!!

@cpt___waffles @MikkytheHamster calling a video game characters design gorgeous might be the most non issue ever get real problems

@neco2k @MikkytheHamster talking about grown men saying a high schooler is gorgeous, as you can read in the original tweet just above. or i guess you can't?

@cpt___waffles @MikkytheHamster you're making it weird asf for no reason like wtf are you talking abt buddy

@neco2k @MikkytheHamster for not gooning over a fucking child? yeah my bad lock me up gng

@cpt___waffles @MikkytheHamster nah you're weird as shit sym LOL

@juusovl @Greenpig117 as a 6v6 enjoyer, the game with current balancing patch, actually feels super balanced and fun, with a good variety of heroes being played in my games (except for me, oops) Roadhog is really the only one that I don't have any fun playing with or against.

@Greenpig117 Just go back to 6v6 and the problems would be so easy to fix, if needed at all

@MikkytheHamster generally weird to call high schoolers gorgeous actually, especially when you're 36 years old. lol.

@cpt___waffles Yeah and ? I can still call her design gorgeous????

@QT0ri the fact she still isn't out yet is fucking killing me

We can't keep meeting like this. #deadlock

@chowosen @Oriokine me bitch, fuck you

@Oriokine feel like it has fallen off rlly hard since ow1 but idk. who plays zen anyways

KIRIKO ISN'T NECESSARILY OP BECAUSE OF HER NUMBERS. SHE IS THE MOST VERSATILE SUPPORT IN THE GAME. NO OTHER SUPPORT CAN DO WHAT SHE DOES. SHE IS IRREPLACABLE!!!

@chowosen zen ultimate famously never dictates a fight, right 🙄