carly

Stress tummy hurts

If I was president Mac and cheese bites would be sold on every corner

@Badatbourgie666 Bourbon on the rocks

@crabrangoonies What do you think Ms Carmen San Diego drank?

Do you think ms frizzle drank tequila or gin?

@em_larson8 Breakfast at Tiffani’s in tallmadge is my new place to hide. It’s amazing. If you’re lucky you’ll see a little kitty that pops out of the fish/lizard store in the same plaza

Accidentally listened to Tyler Childers on the way to the grocery store and now I’m crying in the parking lot happy Tuesday.

@em_larson8 Yaaa

Why’s it so hard to find a good chicken sandwich?

Nothin like a giant painful zit on your face to remind you you’re not a real adult

Takin my mom to Smokey town for Mother’s Day

God I’m whiny today.

Everyone is so much nicer in the brimfield Meijer

I hate when my silly spooky narrative podcasts start to take themselves too seriously and put a plot in.

Emotional support baggy tshirt in the car

Chubby 41 year old in a crop top

@em_larson8 What a sweet baby

I wanted to dress cute today but 2 hours of sleep, body dysmorphia, and the day before period blues got me good.

I’ve had a massive headache for 2 days and I had a dream about 2 ex’s last night in the same dream so I will not be talking to anyone today for fear of more bad luck.

Just went looking for my ear buds and they’re in my ears so that cements how god damn tired and dumb I am