Michael Jarvis

“@Angel_Blik: “@WhatTheFFacts: 80% of women fake their orgasms.” @cracker_Jarvi” guess you're that lucky 20% 😏

Come to the #rosebankmarket and get your hands on some essential oils at the #earthsong store. #market… instagram.com/p/ryqrH_neBm/

Marc Marquez made history when he claimed his 10th successive MotoGP victory bit.ly/1ookC3j #SSMotorSport

It's been a while twitter...

Sleep wastes so much time! I can be so productive while people are sleeping #nomoresleep

Seeing a horror movie on a date can cause both partners to be more interested in each other --Heart racing replicates attraction@Angel_Blik

I think everyone does this

“Why girls shouldn't fight with guys vine.co/v/hPxdIpgiueK”. Look at what will happen to you if you step out of line @Angel_Blik

@grahammclennan I oath man 😂

My crit lecturer: " if you struggle to read, come to me and I'll learn you how to read" seems legit

The Snapchat Update

Screw anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon. @cracker_Jarvi @savelz101 @sarahph1

“@HilariousEdited: pic.twitter.com/T1LgUwNO5z” I need to start having more birthdays o_O @D_Coughlan

“@Angel_Blik: "@WhatTheFFacts: “Friendstalker” was one of the first names for Twitter." @cracker_Jarvi” makes sense ;)

#tracerequest feeling nostalgic @D_Coughlan@Mark12Erasmus@jords_daxman_@BrandonGeraghty@robindevillier@adamshmee

“@CodyE01: “@TweetLlkeAGuy: You know you want to ”@cracker_Jarvi” only if we make it a 3way ;)

“@TedOfficialPage: how to kiII a spider: ” next time there's a spider in your room ;) @Angel_Blik

But how nasty is Ronaldo?

@Hanel131 I would become an alcoholic, it's better this way -_-