jax

disney convinced everyone a blonde theatre kid was the queen of high school. i, unfortunately, could not do the same.

@JeffProbst LET ME BUY THAT VOTE I WANT TO FRAME IT ON MY WALL

standing by my take that Survivor: Cagayan (28) has the greatest first episode (and maybe episode in general) of Survivor, EVER. @JeffProbst BRING BACK THE CHAOS

close enough, champaign problems (taylor’s version) coming soon

this video is now my personality

what’s the u.s.’s “fourth” city. champaign, urbana, and danville are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably rantoul, mattoon, decatur, or maybe clinton

Straight from Traitors to the Super Bowl. Is there ANYTHING Lisa Rinna can’t do? 😍

hey @WaltDisneyWorld it’s not too late to do the right thing

animal crossing and harry styles … i found the will to live again

and finally if you don’t like it then simply don’t listen to it! no one is forcing you!

I have finally listened enough to formulate actual opinions and they are summarized below 🧵

wood has the best beat of the album and she knew exactly the joke she was creating (see her explanation in the opening weekend movie if you’re a denier)

i think the “it sounds like xxx song” was almost entirely on purpose to emulate other “showgirls.” she is too aware of her surroundings to not have known these songs sound like other bangers

taylor has not pretended to be family friendly since lover & every girlie i know uses the word bitch. with that said, many (dare i say ALL) of the clean versions are better than the explicit and will be on my playlists!

the lyricism is completely in line with her other pop stuff. not every album can be folklore or evermore, and ttpd sacrifices the tunes for lyricism in many songs. you cannot hate the vision just because it doesn’t match what you wanted argue with the wall

almost every song is a bop. it is exactly the type of infectious pop music she sold it as, but the masses wanted taylor the poet and are mad they got taylor the pop star

“No One Mourns the Wicked” by Ariana Grande and Wicked Movie Cast saw a 50% surge in streams on Spotify yesterday.

i will not stop until mcdonald’s serves breakfast til 11am every day of the week

pressed play

girlhood is texting in a groupchat about how to break up with a boy and texting separately about lash lifts at the same time

how have we not programmed computers to be able to click on QR codes