craig John Alimo (he/him)

@MuseBaker the GOAT of agents, indeed.

Kirk Cousins' contract: $2.5M - WAS - 4 years $20M - WAS - 1 year $24M - WAS - 1 year $84M - MIN - 3 years $66M - MIN - 2 years $35M - MIN - 1 year $180M - ATL - 4 years $172M - LV - 5 years 1 playoff win. Generational Agent.

Belated 3/28 for all who celebrated. Thanks again @MikeDussault19

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Holy Shit.

Enjoy the Super Bowl, Craig & Mitchell 🫡

@DraftKings Holy Shit.

@funny4yamommy2 @LombardiHimself damn skippy.

@LombardiHimself damn bandwagon patriots fans go all the way to the west coast like that? holy

Congratulations to the Patriots. Here’s one of their bars in San Francisco, the land of their Super Bowl destination. It’s called The Buccaneer

@funny4yamommy2 @LombardiHimself i go to the connecticut yankee...it was a little like Christmas and Easter in a church for the past month, but i'll take it. Haven't been to the Buc...

@CostumedVillain @LombardiHimself insanity.

@LombardiHimself I wonder what the scene at Connecticut Yankee looks like

@NADOHE_ @DemocracyFwd

This is a win. #NADOHE nadohe.org/statements/sta…

@Patriots @BankofAmerica #LifeGoals

“I will continue to represent this team in the best way that I know how, for the rest of my natural life.” Gregory Scott Hikel is our 2025 @BankofAmerica Fan of the Year!

You go, Hoosiers... apple.news/ALcstrrUFTSuS9…

Live Music! Join us! You're not going to work on 12/29 anyways... so join @UromastyxMusic @SpiderGarage and Anna Jae (insta @annajae3) and eat some yummy vegan food from All Pau (insta @allpauBerkeley). facebook.com/events/1179484…

"...the mainstreaming of Charlie Kirk demonstrates that espousing open and explicit bigotry no longer relegates one to the fringe of political discourse, a phenomenon we have not witnessed since the civil rights era." nytimes.com/2025/09/28/mag…

Live Music! @UromastyxMusic Friday, August 15th @HaywardBistro 8pm! Join Us!

Live Music! Join us! 8pm Friday, April 25th, O'Reilly's Pub in the Haight. eventbrite.com/e/uromastyx-fi… Uromastyx @ 8, Five Pines @ 9

@MikeDussault19 @PatsUnis Oh shit. They got me: Hook, line, and sinker.

@craigalimo @PatsUnis I would if it wasn’t 4/1 lol

BREAKING: The Patriots will have a navy helmet as the third shell! The league has given the #Patriots permission to wear the navy helmets with the white jerseys. The silver helmets will be worn with the navy jerseys.