All Brakes No Gas
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All Brakes No Gas
@craigfloyd
You can find me in Austin or at a music festival near you.
Granbury, TX Katılım Kasım 2009
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Nigga where’s the wrestling at?
Wrestle Features@WrestleFeatures
Card for tonight's RAW. The final RAW before WrestleMania 42 this weekend.
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We’re all done here, folks …
Goodnight? 🤘🏼
Zachary Symm@ZachAtTheDisch
Coach Schlossnagle is addressing the team after his conversation with Coach Earley
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PLEASE DON’T BLOCK ME!!
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they had become too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I... thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality, and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
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The bat slam tho … 🤣🤣🤣
ESPN@espn
TEXAS WALKS IT OFF IN THE 8TH INNING 😤 Katie Stewart goes yard to take down Oklahoma 😱
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