Craig Bays

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Craig Bays

Craig Bays

@craigllfixit

Fairy Princess at Craig's Magically Enchanted Sparkly Castle

Katılım Kasım 2021
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Craig Bays@craigllfixit·
With this new respect I am showing people on a day to day basis, I have found that it's making its way into my marriage also. Even in the heat of passion I am not crass. I begin every sexual interlude with, "May I enter you, madam?" There is NO excuse for bad etiquette.
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Craig Bays@craigllfixit·
The difference between good parenting and bad parenting is as simple as whether or not you wait for your kid's back to be turned before you flip them off. It's called acting like an adult, people.
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Craig Bays@craigllfixit·
Just cause I have a dirty job doesn't mean I can't look pretty while doing it. @JimmyDiResta
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Craig Bays@craigllfixit·
If someone you had never met before wanted to reminisce with you, wouldn't you find that weird and stupid and pointless? Welcome to the wonderful world of being a veteran and meeting another veteran that you didn't serve with!
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Craig Bays@craigllfixit·
@drunkenwood Just started Shaun of the Dead with the intention of making everyone in the family watch the whole Cornetto Trilogy with me TONIGHT! I am alone at the moment, but I have faith. "If I play it...they will come."
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Craig Bays@craigllfixit·
I have actually thought about sewing another pocket for my multi-tool on my jeans to go with the ice pick pocket. THIS brings it to an EPIC level! Well done, sir! @JimmyDiResta youtu.be/2nD2J_gymG0
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Craig Bays@craigllfixit·
I found out why the call @JimmyDiResta "The Godfather". When he makes you an offer, you don't refuse. The other day my ice pick was stolen. The next day Jimmy reached out to send me a new one 😢. Whoever said never meet your heroes, obviously never met Jimmy DiResta. 🙏 ❤️ ❤️ 👊
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Craig Bays@craigllfixit·
It is a sad day. After the good times I have had with my @JimmyDiResta Ice Pick, someone stole it off the job today 😭. This is what happens when you let someone borrow something and they're not careful. Hopefully whoever took it gets the same joy and usefulness out of it I did.
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Craig Bays@craigllfixit·
@JimmyDiResta Yep and I almost drove off the road I laughed so hard. 😆
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Jimmy DiResta@JimmyDiResta·
Hahahha did I say that???😂😂
Craig Bays@craigllfixit

@JimmyDiResta You are once again responsible for the hardest laugh of my day on the FitZall Podcast. "In America we have the Castle Doctrine. In Canada you probably have the Share Your Castle Doctrine. If someone breaks into your house you have to make them pancakes." 😂 😂

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Craig Bays@craigllfixit·
@JimmyDiResta You are once again responsible for the hardest laugh of my day on the FitZall Podcast. "In America we have the Castle Doctrine. In Canada you probably have the Share Your Castle Doctrine. If someone breaks into your house you have to make them pancakes." 😂 😂
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Craig Bays@craigllfixit·
@drunkenwood People with little to no experience making content would make a 1-2 min video of their skill of choice (music, woodworking, etc) that you would watch and give them tips from each of your unique perspectives and experience. There wouldn't be a winner/loser. Just encouragement.
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Craig Bays@craigllfixit·
@drunkenwood @iliketomakestuf @JimmyDiResta Great episode, guys! Poss. idea for your show? People w/ no experience making content would make a 1-2 min video of their skill of choice (music, woodworking, etc) that you would watch and give them tips from each of your perspectives.
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Craig Bays@craigllfixit·
@drunkenwood I've been deep diving his interviews. And making my family watch them. What an amazing human being. I'm already about 80 pages into the book. It's SOOOO good!
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@craigllfixit Prepare to be enlightened!
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Craig Bays@craigllfixit·
Look what just got here! Very excited to start reading it! @drunkenwood
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