jazmine 🐨

Is dame tu cosita proto tung tung tung sahur

Dead wife flashback but to an amazing sandwich that can't be forgotten

if you paint him green he’ll look like dame tu cosita

it actually feels good as fuck to tilt your head at a slight angle when you don't understand something. the animals were right

the concept of two blind people flirting with each other having no idea they’re BOTH blind is elite romcom material 😭 this becker episode had me hooked so bad 😭

What if Sneakers O Toole was an actual reference to something that disappeared from our timeline so all we have is his visage gracing us from Family Guy

jason voorhees if he were gen z be like ts ts ts ahh ahh ahh

I didn’t “watch” the pizza movie. I sat my burger ass down and 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥.

"AI is going to replace you" i'd like to see AI draw Tung Tung Tung Sahur

you are fucking gay

why is my piracy app using that as the picture

i genuinely have no idea wether or not they are giants

this woman I saw at the airport looks exactly like my deodorant

can people stop saying problematic when referring to a groomer or pedophile and just say groomer or pedophile

Niggas in the replies more focused on OP being trans and not denying that nine vicious is a pedo

why is there actually, legitimately, discourse around reading speed right now “8 hours to read a book is slow” “you should be able to read a book in 3-5 hours” bro we are in a literacy CRISIS, i do not care how fast or slow you read a book, just pick one up and read it

its so fucking funny that josuke (4) has a direct kill count of Zero because every time he wanted to kill someone he instead resorted to ETERNAL TORTURE 😭😭😭😭😭