ashhole🌑

SON OF A BITCH! where the FUCK are my goddamn sleepy time tea bags for FUCKS SAKE ! i’m trying. TO RELAX. AND ENJOY MY FUCKING EVENING

@conangray ash n cone: back and butter than ever❤️

ash n cone reunited for the “people watching” music video :,) out now hope u enjoy <3 youtu.be/goqqohUitmw

need that mf to walk a lil bit faster

love is when my dad drops off a trailer and brings a mean bean for me and a dp for hunter, and i have 2 diet dps for him

If my son wants apple juice, I give him half water and half apple juice but the juice I buy is already watered down. The first time this kid has a glass of full sugar apple juice he’s gonna fucking powerbomb me through our coffee table.

yes

whenever my cat curls her paw around my finger it feels like someone is using a defibrillator on my amygdala, but in a good way

nobody talk to me i’m listening to folklore

It’s so precious. Knows nothing. Not even abc’s. Just eat leaf.

oh to live in dakota johnson’s midcentury modern los angeles home

me and the rest of the gen z’s will successfully solve the overpopulation crisis by simply not having kids cuz babies r whack n sure stare a lot for a bitch who can’t fight

I’d like to live in here

I’d throw hands if a stranger touched my strangers stuff

dat drink look like it’ll give you 85% health

the four horseman of the apocalypse

PLS DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS! she is not the only soldier who has disappeared from this base!!!! A FUCKING MILITARY BASE WHERE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AT ALL TIMES!!!