North Korea's Finest

getting filler put in on the shaft of my cock

nic cage is actually rewriting the book on carnal pleasure right before our eyes and everyone is ignoring it

eating pieces of cryogenically frozen rbg placenta has completely healed my ruptured achilles overnight

adding pulp to my ejaculate for extra fun

I've never regretted a placenta

if I was a landlord I'd get so much pussy

shawdy done flushed her acrylic nails down my toilet...

I'm in Vegas and just got my dick stuck in a slot machine, just I wanna say thank you to our troops who keep this country safe. I couldn't be doing this without you.

Spraying febreeze up my bhole so I don't have to wipe next time I "lay a log"

Just lost my leg due to issues with diabetes and have decided to regift it to James Comey this upcoming Christmas to cut down on costs and the environmental impact of buying a new product

Fuckkkkk just thought my dad's urn was my chamber pot (-_-)

I wanna see elon musk smoke crack, I'm not impressed with his Joe Rogan showing

Day 898 without sex: put my dick in the garbage disposal and turned it on

Drinking draino in hopes it helps me land my first kickflip

The real estate business is making me thousands of dollars a year but is killing my sex drive

Gonna start covering Frank Ocean songs under the name Jeff Ocean

Got a tear drop tattoo for every girl I've done anal with

The idea of an ectopic pregnancy is very sexy to me

Thinking of getting a springier nutsack

God is great beer is good and I just saved 15% or more on car insurance