
Kyle the goblin
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Kyle the goblin
@crazier_the
goblin has taken over old humie boss channel. new model by @CeltyVtuber. model chibi by @ShiroColossus


You're the DM? Have you broken a modern gamer lately? Teach them than natural 20 is not an insta-win, the hard way!


Wait didn't goblin upload a picture with this?

got a 93, horrible at comms < T—T >




Counterpoint, as a child back when goblin was three years old. Goblin was told this story by grandma goblin, she told goblin that while at toys R us, she was walking goblin through the story and goblin told her, 'when I get old enough, goblin going to name first son gust.'

lots of strange reactions to this game. let’s clear some things up: childless men do not have paternal instincts the way that childless women have maternal instincts (we observe this even in the way little girls play vs. little boys). men first experience paternal instincts once they have their own children - and typically, those paternal instincts are only ever felt for their own children, and no one else’s. men are not nurturers. men don’t gush over cute kids in public. men don’t have baby fever. if a man wants to possess a child for any reason other than it being a product of his own lineage, he is likely a predator. and you’d be taking the feminist/radical gender abolitionist position to protest any of the above points. this should explain why a “dad simulator” game marketed to mostly childless men gives people the creeps.









