Michelle England

So many pictures from my vacation, and yet no one will see them. I look absolutely horrible. The largest I’ve ever been. All I want to do is cry.

If this vacation taught me anything…. It’s that I truly am fat and need to diet and exercise!

This is a good time to remind ourselves of the two Democratic Minnesota lawmakers who were shot just a few months ago. And Trump didn't lower the flags for them or any school shooting.

He was practicing his free speech. They went to school. Why is there so much outrage for 1 man's death over the hundreds, or thousands of deaths due to school shootings? Is anyone else confused?

If you're celebrating the terminal illness of a former president who never did anything but try to help hard working Americans and dedicated his life to public service, just remember, cancer doesn't discriminate. It could be you, or your family member next. Your current president made sure a cure won't happen from America, and millions of you might not have healthcare. Ghouls. 🇺🇸

The conspiracy theories about Joe Biden’s cancer diagnosis are disguising. People have absolutely no shame.

@RightWingCope @DOGE My thoughts exactly. My tax dollars were spent on this?? I’d like a refund.

hey @DOGE why is my tax money being wasted for this fat fuck to sit in the back of a car while it drives in circles?

Because someone driving a cyber truck is its own form of birth control

Me: downstairs paying bills Baby: in crib in bedroom Husband: in bedroom sleeping Baby cries. Husband screams “nooo, noooo stop!” instead of consoling the baby. 🙄 I can’t make this shit up.

@BusyPhilipps Yes! Felt it in the Philly burbs too!!

not to be weird but was there just an earthquake in new york?

My NICU baby doesn’t wake up when I vacuum right next to him. He was completely unbothered by today’s earthquake!

I started watching One Tree Hill from the very beginning on @hulu and I’m really shocked my newborn doesn’t think Lucas and Peyton are mommy and daddy. @HilarieBurton @ChadMMurray

@Brazil201 @TVLine @ImMegDonnelly Did you read it? “Seabrook’s star-crossed zombie/cheerleader couple Addison and Zed, played by Meg Donnelly and Milo Manheim, respectively, will be back for the sequel.”

@TVLine Need @ImMegDonnelly or what’s the point

Disney Greenlights a Fourth #Zombies Movie — Who’s Set to Return? tvline.com/news/zombies-m…

That’s my girls!! 🥹🥹

Wow. #fireflylane you’ve completely broken me. @KatieHeigl @sarahchalke @AliSkovbye @RoanCurtis you all did a fabulous job… but I’ve never ugly cried more in my entire life. I will miss this show and this cast very much. Thank you 💕

Protect kids. Not guns.

@spxcecowboi @RingpfeilDerm Hi! Actually, I have permanent nerve damage due to MiraDry. 😐 I’m on meds (Cymbalta) to help stop my nerves from being angry and seizing up.

@crazyduckme @RingpfeilDerm Found your tweet while looked up miradry on here. I was wondering if the issue with your arm was resolved and how long did it take? Hope to hear back🙏

It's been 4 months since my MiraDry procedure and I still can't feel my arm, the burning sensation is getting worse and I have to hold back tears every single day. I'm feeling defeated 😔 @RingpfeilDerm

@twistofkate700 @taylorstoebeans This is absolutely wrong. 1.4 million codes were given out... 12 million people were on the site trying for tickets. Tell me there were no bots 😒🙄

@taylorstoebeans It was a lottery. Everyone had the opportunity to sign up for a place in line. You either “won” that place or you didn’t. It’s not a conspiracy. It’s not bots. It’s just a lot of people wanted tickets and the supply didn’t meet the demand. The process was very clear from start.

SO IF PEOPLE DIDNT GET INVITED TO PRESALE OR HAVE A CAPITAL ONE CARD THEY JUST CANT HAVE TICKETS?

I feel so bad for Florida. Stuck with DeSantis again 😭

Anthony: my cousin works in Atlantic city. Me: oh cool, where at? Anthony: a bar Me: ..... That narrows it down, thanks! 🙄