Maxwell Q. Klinger
336 posts
Maxwell Q. Klinger
@CrazySection8
Corporal Klinger. I'm section 8, head to toe. I'm wearing a warner bra. I play with dolls. My last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown. I'm nuts.
MASH 4077, Korea Katılım Ağustos 2009
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@A_Cullen Do you think this color nail polish compliments my higher features? I need an opinion, I gotta hot date tonight.
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@BJ_Hunnicutt @ColonelBlake And me! Your favourite Lebanese gypsy who really wants to go home!
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@MASH4077Podcast Classic podcast Aces! All the episodes? You guys are crazier than I am & you're not even wearing dresses! Gotta admire that
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@ColonelBlake I wore that Class A uniform just for you, Colonel. Can I go home now?
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@Admiral_Piett what's the hat for then? You don't wanna get out of the army? That's why I got dresses. Though I kinda like it. Comfy n'all.
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@Admiral_Piett I'm just sayin' it was MY idea in the first place!
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@Admiral_Piett Hey! You trying to get out too? Get your own gig, wearin' fancy hats & dresses is MY deal!
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@A_Cullen Are you still around? I need someone to shop for some new heels - these military boots are just killing my ankles.
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If anything happens to me, bury me in the blue chiffon!
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I'm section 8, head to toe.I'm wearing a warner bra.I play w/dolls.My last wish it to be buried in my mother's wedding gown.I'm nuts.
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@drhawkeyepierce I'm not talking to @MajorHoulihan - she keeps trying to get me out of my dresses! Her and @MajorFrankBurns both.
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@MajorHoulihan I'm not that easy! Nothing gets between me and my garter!!!
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@drhawkeyepierce @BJ_Hunnicutt Do you guys know when the card game is tonight? I got a new garter belt to show off.
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@BJ_Hunnicutt I wore this nun outfit just for you. It pays to dress.
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@BJ_Hunnicutt #thingsbetterthanFrankBurns Getting stuck in a bra 3 sizes too small.
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