Alice Cullen

“@shirtless_jake: .@Bella_Freesia Modern technology, babe, what can I say?” BELLA IS NOT YOUR BABE! DO NOT CALL HER THAT!

“@shirtless_jake: .@Bella_Freesia Modern technology, babe, what can I say?” Likening Bella to an infant as if that's attractive? DISGUSTING!

“@r_hale: Wonderful, the family dog is on Twitter now? Who taught .@shirtless_jake to use a computer?” I know right? *IGNORE*

.@shirtless_jake That's awesome! :)

.@shirtless_jake Oh, hi Jake! :) I didn't know you got wifi out there by the beach!

Wonderful, the family dog is on Twitter now? Who taught .@shirtless_jake to use a computer?

“@shirtless_jake: @ED_Cullen @bella_freesia Wolf. Bam pic.twitter.com/wdAo7cg3” Your photoshop skills would be better served giving you a shirt!

“@shirtless_jake: @ED_Cullen @bella_freesia Wolf. Bam. pic.twitter.com/wdAo7cg3” LIES!!! Blasphemous vile photo!

.@shirtless_jake Still showing up as an egg, DOG, and AS IF @Bella_Freesia would EVER desire YOU! #onlyinyourbetterdreams

Well, hell, things sure are about to get interesting now!

“@shirtless_jake: @ED_Cullen What's the matter, Ed? Worried about the competition?” You are no competition. You don't even have a photo!

Great. Jacob Black made himself a new account, @shirtless_jake. I think I'll add him just so I can block him!

I foresee shenanigans...

Cursebird Report: @emmett_c swears like an Enthusiastic Porn Star. Ranked: 88,618th worldwide. - http://cursebird.com/emmett_c -LMAO!!!!

@KyraScooter -all about new looks & ideas :)

@KyraScooter It's ok, lol it takes all kinds! Besides, he needs someone on his side! And I'd love to hear your fashion ideas-I'm all about -

.@r_hale Don't I know it. And whips? Really?

.@emmett_c OMG Emm. You KNOW how Edward is his books! With his anything, really. You could at LEAST try NOT to piss him off!

.@ED_Cullen Nothing! Me & Jazz didn't let him do anything that... Ohhh... I didn't notice the book. Sorry Edward! Hug & make up?

@Scheming_Xain Quite well, thank you! Getting ready for a fun fall :)