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She asked me once what the difference was. I told her I didn't know. That was a lie. I knew exactly the difference. I had experienced both with two different people, and the gap between them was not small. Read more...🧵

How did you overcome your fear of driving? 🚗 😧

I've never feared driving. I learnt how to drive by reading about it long before I ever had a chance to drive, and by watching a few videos. The first time I drove, I did it without anyone to teach me. I just got in the car and started driving gently. Driving simply requires confidence and self-assurance.

Someone said if you see bees doing this, just run.

@LoganAjah12 @UnkleAyo There are***

@LoganAjah12 @UnkleAyo They're many smart, creative and intelligent people on TikTok and Facebook. Look just enough, and you'll be amazed by the things you'll see. The ingenuity — whether humourous or serious.

I will always remember the meltdown Twitter elites went into because Elon Musk made bluetick open access. They wailed for a month straight because how dare the less privileged and "small accounts" be able to afford their status. 💀 You'd think Elon yanked out their kidneys.

you are born to win.

Kidney Stones and Fat Loss Truth

@Real_Enforcer @arojinle1 No be so 😄😄

@creative_yua @arojinle1 😂 You must be from Kwara? 😂

Class work: My people, which animal is this? Hint: I write and speak about them a lot and they kill snakes.

@Biggylee6 @arojinle1 Mongoose sef no small 😄😄

@creative_yua @arojinle1 You no real That "Mawlana sheikh" Off me😂

@paco_scoot 😄😄

The mess it causes can make a man go crazy.

It's a really sílly way to see things. Quite sad that's the reality of things for many. Another form of classism I've come to realize is how Twitter users believe themselves superior to users of other platforms, always considering other social media platforms the home of ídíots. I'm always irritated by such thinking.

I mean, it all depends on the people you have as friends on Facebook. I've been on Facebook for as long as the number of years I've been on Twitter — if not more. And I can say for sure that the posts I see are intellectual posts, posts that'll make you think. I don't know where people developed that mindset from, thinking Facebook is for dumbos.

@creative_yua @UnkleAyo Omg that! They think Facebook users are simply stup!d. Meanwhile, for me, the smartest minds are on Facebook.

@theclementjr 😄

That knife tells me you just went under the knife.

@theclementjr It's a mess, really.

@creative_yua Oh, it's been there for a longgg time

People who don't want to associate with non-blue tick users are just plain !d!0ts. They're the same people who complain about classism, racism, and tribalism. Are we now having some sort of apartheid on X now?

@paco_scoot Yes, bro. I'm not sure you saw the wordplay though 😄

@creative_yua For real bro 😭😫

@theclementjr @Microsoft @Office I guess I've got to look through my windows to see the key.

@creative_yua @Microsoft @Office Not at all... I heard his colleague Paul had an Allen key.

Google play or App store??

He built a company at thirty, won an award at thirty five. Last year, he spoke at a conference about survival and purpose. He said something that stayed with me. "I stopped asking why I survived. I started asking what for." Then he paused. "I haven't finished finding out yet."

The fourth was a building that collapsed 20 minutes after he walked out complaining of a headache he couldn't explain. After the fourth time, Femi went very quiet for a while. Then he came back different. Like a man who had been told something privately and finally believed it.

Femi should have died at least four times. Literally. Four separate occasions where the outcome should have been a funeral. But somehow, it wasn't. We stopped calling it luck after the third time. Read more... 🧵