Damian Anderson

men need to be stopped what's the plan?

Noooooooo Damian Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

In a nutshell:

anybody ever asks me if I've been "gettin' it on" I'm gonna call their parents

the problem is that it comes too easily

smoking weed now just makes me feel how unhealthy I am

woke up with candy stuck to my leg and thought it was a bed bug 😮‍💨

too many white lines, and white lies

@kttygod lol

candians be like “do u want me to etransfer you”

@DeeDeeEye @Elite_4_J 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@crevvvy @Elite_4_J Nooooo this is engagement bait nooooo Damian nooooo

name a pokemon without the letter A

anime watchers need to stop using the word 'peak'

sadly only valued by mega corporations and people who know I can make them money 😪

got a free uber ride 'cause "I'm a valued customer" 😏

fucking hate gangster's paradise in any setting please don't ever put that song on if I'm around

@Be_like_legend going to bed

$2B hit your account, wyd first??

Cigarettes that moan when you smoke them

@HoopsCrave thank god

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are reportedly getting a divorce.

@Nia_mp4 happy BIRTHDAY 🥳

it’s my birthday and i haven’t cried yet!!!!