bartholomew the II

my fyp is just endless videos of this fat orange cat. it's beautiful

@Femalehiphopsta so badddd

@criedalittle She ate

SELF MADE. ASEXUAL. AND IM ALWAYS ON POINT LIKE A DECIMAL.

@rokkstarrtre they prob got a heart condition and can’t have caffeine

someone just blocked me for saying they was tea?????

@brinabusywoman BOO!

The category is: Iconic Juno poses

@dannyluvst8 ariana

delete one forever

serperior

@SoliSolitaires cynthia x2

you get to choose a pokemon champion as your mentor, who are you picking?

i used to hate that this ugly thing was in cynthias team, but ever since i used it in a playthru.. i get it. plus hes kinda cute ina dumb way.

see the thing about mexicans and tacos is everytime i visit home, they are infact.. already eating tacos. whats the #science behind that

woke up mexican again i love this life

7 years ago today, Sabrina Carpenter released ‘Exhale’ as a single.

@rouma_t yes sure

@criedalittle wait so i have an hourglass body?

how do guys have big upper bodies, small waists, and big legs. if i were built like that i'd be wearing thongs and birkenstocks in mid december too tf

@rouma_t you’d be correct yes

@criedalittle wait no i meant like not straight

no I’m not gay, but butt is butt

@rouma_t yessir

@criedalittle i’m the fourth now i thinkk

how it feels to tweet on laptop to a collective group of 3 people

@rouma_t sure

@criedalittle wait am i included in this grp?

@rouma_t 2 years hopefully

@criedalittle when’s that happening

gonna have to deactivate this account when i become a teacher unfortunately. too much to delete

i feel like if you have chat gpt premium, you should be required to sign up for a library card as well. #hottakeidk