Ursus_Crillanus

Good morning young lady; we haven’t been properly introduced, though I’ll presume you’re the voice I heard in my son’s room last night. Let me tell you… we have a rule about sharing in this house #agegap #nsfwtwt

Hmmm I don’t recall falling asleep with your hand in my boxers, but I’m not complaining #nsfwtwt #agegap

@NotHisBitch_19 And you’re actually lying in the picture too. A crafty wench ye be…

Omg I lied again I found more beach pictures .. #agegap

@NotHisBitch_19 I’ve never been jealous of a rock before

I ran out of beach pictures oh well #agegap

It’s #Friday! Do you know what that means for me? That’s right - jack #shit!

I hate seeing guys jerk off in p0rn. You’ve got this gorgeous woman/women doing any-and-everything with you & you have to touch yourself to finish? #nsfw #agegap

@NotHisBitch_19 Oh no you lied, I’m so… uh… sorry all the blood left my brain

Omg didn’t run out of beach pictures yet 🤭 lmfao #agegap

@NotHisBitch_19 🔥

Channeling my anger into h0rny at work because it’s safer. So uh, don’t bend over ok? #nsfwtwt #agegap

Oh that tweet? No I totally wasn’t thinking about you when I tweeted that… #agegap

My back hurts sweetie, I’m just gonna lie down here on the floor. With nice soft pillows on either side of my head… #agegap #nsfwtwt

It’s whip-it-out-Wednesday! (Dear god don’t, please, please don’t) #nsfwtwt

@NotHisBitch_19 Yes by all means stop having fun and sharing it with us

are we tired of the beach posts yet lmfao😭 #agegap

@NotHisBitch_19 You always have my permission to post 😜

got permission to post this trust .. 🙄 anyway goodnight

I don’t wanna go to work. Ever again.

I can hear what you’re doing in your room with your friend; you’re not as quiet as you think. Unless you want me to hear… lemme try the doorknob… #agegap #nsfwtwt

Just had lunch. As for dessert, I gotta wait til get home with you #nsfwtwt #agegap #cunnilingus

@NotHisBitch_19 Son of a beach!

still working but I’m bored sooo #agegap

@NotHisBitch_19 Oh it’s working trust me

I’m suppose to be working but why not post 🤞🏽 ok bye #agegap

@NotHisBitch_19 New wallpaper…?

yeah idk