exhausted Padres lad
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exhausted Padres lad
@cringus__dingus
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@ 7-Eleven, drinkin a beverage Katılım Haziran 2009
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@yinyang_yo_ Put me in an apartment over a Vallarta and I’ll be going downstairs for my paleta every single day
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Can HMart, 99 Ranch, Seafood City do this in LA
M. Nolan Gray 🥑@mnolangray
This is the play with the five-over-one Costco in LA: the company knew entitlement/permitting a vanilla Costco will be a giant fight, so they turned it into a streamlined, ministerial AB 2011 project. Expect to see more of this. la.urbanize.city/post/costco-an…
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@baseball_cards @jphawkins__ @Crowee828 I posit that Jackson Merrill is showing exactly the correct amount of respect towards “the collector”
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@jphawkins__ @Crowee828 I’m unsure how that relates to his lack of respect for the collector.
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96 year old Vern Law is still signing autographs. He took great care to cover this one with his history, including his stint in the US Army and his 1960 Cy Young award, 2x All Star and Pittsburgh Pirates World Series champs.
One of the San Diego Padres finest, Jackson Merrill, cannot be bothered to write the second letter of his first name.
Dear all professional athletes: Be more like Vern Law. Be less like Jackson Merrill.
Dear Jackson Merrill apologists (he signs so many, let's see you sign your name 500 times and not cut corners etc), don't make excuses for this effort. Just accept that Vern Law is still awesome and Jackson Merrill doesn't care about his fans.


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How could it be anything else?

Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse
In honor of Twitter’s 20th birthday what’s the worst tweet you’ve ever seen
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@Montreal @ChaosHC0133 SHIVERS (Challenging: Success) -
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Montréal, why did my parents divorce
Montréal@Montreal
You do not need grok. If you want the answers ask Montréal.
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@JordanMazzaTV @hierstaanons Yep! Now, I knew that because I was a theater major. But that’s an impressive pull for a tech reporter.
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@cringus__dingus @hierstaanons “Other Desert Cities” is the name of a Broadway play too: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Other_Des…
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The Inland Empire and it's not even close, 4.6 million people and it's so irrelevant that when you Google "Inland Empire" the first result is a movie of the same name that grossed $4.4 million, less than the population of the metro area

JD@Nasaaeaoa
This has got to be the most irrelevant metro area relative to it's population, right? 1.5 mil in a place most people have never even heard of
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@americanamemes I won’t call it “Crypto dot com Arena”— it’s still Staples to me— but I do like the nickname “The Crypt”.
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@ranmasaotome96 When do I start shooting the bow and arrow
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@Exalted_Speed It’s Gail Simone and she’s making him look like a deeply unpleasant little weasel within the first two panels of his appearance
Nonzero chance this ends with Paul catching a bullet. Trust the process.
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@Space_fairy_ I know, I know, we’re not supposed to make “drunken Irishman” jokes in the big ‘26… but this isn’t just low-hanging fruit, this shit is falling off the tree

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@AlScott1998 Well, at least they’ve got Justin Martinez coming back in, uhhhhhhhb
September
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@spidermanias “Sorry, we can’t use Kraven because Sony needs to make a shitty movie that’ll gross $60MM worldwide with him.”
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We haven’t adapted enough villains in live action to warrant ANY repeat villains.
Spider-Man still hasn’t fought: Kraven, Carnage, Black cat, Morlun, Hobgoblin, Shriek, Chameleon, Morbius, Beetle, Prowler, Sineater, Mister Negative
Matt 🕸️@CinemaSupreme
Which Spider-Man opinion has you like this?
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He’s a fat 80 year old. Nature is happening.
Parody Jeff@Parodyjeffx
Trump is quite definitely in deteriorating health. What the hell is happening to him?
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@equine__dentist Yeah. I saw a pair of Egyptian geese strutting through a parking lot a month or two ago and it felt like glimpsing a celebrity.
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