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Leviticus the CripKeeper
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Leviticus the CripKeeper
@cripsycrisis
yknow what. no. I ain't leaving. bite me. taking a fat Southern shit on bigotry
home Katılım Ekim 2020
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this has been an extremely long couple weeks, but i am over the halfway point now of my 14 day rest period. i’m so so so proud of myself :,) 💓💓
ʙʀᴀɴᴅʏ ⋆.𐙚 ̊@hausofbrandy
i wanna be more active atm but with this clinical diagnosis to go to bed + along with the meds to go with it, i’m barely making it around my house alone so bare with me🍓🩷 i’ll be back to post regularly soon :^)
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@poe_collector I started calling him Big Diesel and planning his baseball career dawg
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@cripsycrisis I felt this exact same way about my niece. She just fit on my thighs like a weird little worm and I’d prop her up and play peekaboo and shit. Fuck my life.
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I’ve been confidently child-free since I was 14. They don’t tell you when you become a 30+ child-free woman that your body will start trying to blackmail you. My uterus physically twitches when I hear babies cry, which is one of the most bizarre things that’s ever happened to me.
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@poe_collector And he wasn't fussy at all. If I hadnt already helped raised siblings and it was cheaper I'd have been got
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@poe_collector And hes 12 pounds at 2.5 weeks old so he's HEFTY
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@poe_collector I just met my newborn nephew. And bruh. For like an hour there i REALLY wanted one
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Child-free =\= childfree
I love kids! I love parents! I love motherhood! It’s just not my calling specifically.
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@OryxLikesRocks I would let Oryx keep me on a leash
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@cantimpressjade I gotta say yes. For the sake of all of us
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Thinking of @cantimpressjade this morning . May she have the best day
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@estrogenelf I think this is your phone that you pay for and if they're posting shit you're not into, you have a right to not see that
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briefly coming back on main to ask at what point do you block a mutual for being too cringe?
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@MandyFrizzle I try to k*ll myself with the weiner
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@l0rdofmisrule I know what this means despite not knowing what this means
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my orgasms have been very indica not sativa lately and it’s frustrating me
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@spaceghost Friends send me pictures of just their goddamn faces and I be getting painfully erect
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My friends sent me a fully clothed photo of them relaxing on their porch and I got real sweaty about it. I’m afraid spring is here and ya girl needs to wear a swimsuit instead of panties for her own protection.
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@ShotgunHowie @WWE You had back to back manias go fuck yourself
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@WWE No Vegas date is wild, yall act like we don't exist
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ICYMI:
WWE has announced 16 new dates for the summer! Tickets go on sale FRIDAY, May 15 with a special presale taking place THURSDAY, May 14!
MORE INFO: wwe.com/article/wwe-an…
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So did you win? Do you have the veneer of social credit you desperately seek? Because this is performative and its not going to make a single disadvantaged person trust you more
sar 🐊🇵🇸 | #1 butch lover@kataraluvr
i actually don't find this type of thing funny at all, especially not coming from white people. like yeah obviously yall think world peace is a concept to joke about, you're not the ones getting genocided & bombed.
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@poe_collector There is a large cross section of people who would pay for that
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If only men can wield the sword of Dark Woke, then only men will die by its blade. I would get in a brutal slapfight with Kristi Noem though.
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@poe_collector If you'd LIKE a public nemesis, I'll kayfabe it
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