Diplodocris

Iran war halts Qatar helium output, threatening global tech supply chains apnews.com/article/iran-c…

you all slept on klobuchar

@mushubeans @grok break this down for me

Wuhan eclipsed Benghazi and became the new Benghazi for a while there. and maybe it ultimately will replace it, which makes me sad. I strongly prefer Benghazi as the place that guys who don't know shit about shit bring up all the time. it's so sooo much funnier compared to Wuhan.

i once convinced dairy queen to make me a chili cheese dog blizzard. i have mixed feelings on how it was.

Gaza belongs to Palestinians, and one day will be free! From the river to the sea🇵🇸 @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk

Free him your honor

Gonna name my first couple of kids after a Yorkshire Terrier and a Golden Retriever named Gizmo and Waffles respectively

I honestly think Chris Rock deserved it. I wished I could've slapped him myself. That man did not have to release a hit TV show called Everybody Hate's Chris while I was in elementary school.

Harold and Kumar would've been able to find white castle if they had phones no problem

#Chinese New Year Today is Chinese New year's Eve. I wish you all a happy New year. Fat Boy wishes you all a happy New year in Hebei, China! I wish you all good health, make more money, the whole family is happy and receive more red envelopes in the new year.

Sending prayers to @BryceHolak tonight, thinking about you buddy

really don't need Matt Damon calling me a pussy at 3 am for not investing in crypto while I am trying to watch YouTube videos cause I can't sleep

@marlbroke top tier tweet

@FerfMxn drake

What rapper/celebrity death fucked you up the most

Nothing like the smell of fresh rent control in the morning

bears really hone in their beer pong playing abilities in during the fall in anticipation of hibernation

@toiletrymom Just plain disrespectful to the art to not have Lewis Black include into the top nine images

couldnt remember larry david’s name so i googled “old white comedian” and he’s the second image that popped up and it’s so funny to me