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Chris Fleming@chrisfluming·
you all slept on klobuchar
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playing with my LEGOs in YMCA hot tub
Wuhan eclipsed Benghazi and became the new Benghazi for a while there. and maybe it ultimately will replace it, which makes me sad. I strongly prefer Benghazi as the place that guys who don't know shit about shit bring up all the time. it's so sooo much funnier compared to Wuhan.
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dershep@dershep·
i once convinced dairy queen to make me a chili cheese dog blizzard. i have mixed feelings on how it was.
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Hasbulla@Hasbulla·
Gaza belongs to Palestinians, and one day will be free! From the river to the sea🇵🇸 @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk
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Kleinsasser Fan@Noah2Me·
Free him your honor
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Gonna name my first couple of kids after a Yorkshire Terrier and a Golden Retriever named Gizmo and Waffles respectively
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Diplodocris@cris1arson·
I honestly think Chris Rock deserved it. I wished I could've slapped him myself. That man did not have to release a hit TV show called Everybody Hate's Chris while I was in elementary school.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

Will Smith has released a 5 minute video apologising to Chris Rock and his family for slapping him at the Oscars. “There’s no part of me that thinks that was the right way to behave in that moment.” (Source: youtu.be/jXrxDKwlA_s)

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Diplodocris@cris1arson·
Harold and Kumar would've been able to find white castle if they had phones no problem
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Pangzai@hebeipangzai·
#Chinese New Year Today is Chinese New year's Eve. I wish you all a happy New year. Fat Boy wishes you all a happy New year in Hebei, China! I wish you all good health, make more money, the whole family is happy and receive more red envelopes in the new year.
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Diplodocris@cris1arson·
really don't need Matt Damon calling me a pussy at 3 am for not investing in crypto while I am trying to watch YouTube videos cause I can't sleep
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Ferf (Kirks #1 fan)
Ferf (Kirks #1 fan)@FerfMxn·
What rapper/celebrity death fucked you up the most
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Diplodocris@cris1arson·
Nothing like the smell of fresh rent control in the morning
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bears really hone in their beer pong playing abilities in during the fall in anticipation of hibernation
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@toiletrymom Just plain disrespectful to the art to not have Lewis Black include into the top nine images
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bumleakage@bumleakage·
couldnt remember larry david’s name so i googled “old white comedian” and he’s the second image that popped up and it’s so funny to me
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