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If you wondering who at the table’s the buddy i got bad news for you brother

Until the day you die you must maintain skepticism that your success is the byproduct of survivorship bias less you get arrogant and find out youre the turkey

Dont understand the blanket hate for market makers You wanna trade instantly at any time for free at exactly market price? That's not how any of this works

@mattdorta prob buy gold miners

@crispheaney what would benny g do?

Sone (potentially) interesting notes from trading gold: 1) Bought the ETF because it seemed simpler and I'd be able to borrow against it but limited trading hours really sucked. Probably should of trades the future and handled the roll. Especially considering the favorable tax treatment for short term gains 2) In crypto I've become relatively eager to sell aggressive pumps. Because it was "Gold" and I had a long term thesis I decided to sit on it. Pretty dumb in retrospect and just goes to show if you make a years profit in 1 month, probably just take it 3) Once a position is crowded its less likely to behave as expected. E.g. Israel-Iran war should be a bullish catalyst but everybody being positioned for it and massively in profit leads to a "sell the news" event that shakes out all the weak hands that entered late 4) Lower on positive news should also trigger spidey senses Being a hobbyist macro trader isn't the most efficient or +EV use of my time but im way too hipster to just buy & hold equity indices so here we are

if you do it in the moment with out thinking, powerful if you must first reflect on it, lame kierkegaard spoke of this

i just forked ya code in some leather birkenstocks

if you're gonna tell your colleague to review some AI slop at least have the courtesy to acknowledge it's slop

@0xPlish Yes sir

@crispheaney trad perp

Men used to write tomes embracing the tension between the aesthetic vs ethical life Now they rotate between thirst trapping & virtue signaling on social media The transition from written to oral culture made us so uncouth

Dopamine receptors so cooked i gotta full port BTC to feel something

@itszach type shit

Never opened my deck. Didn’t watch the launch video. Asked for a company hoodie.

Being a bachelor in 2026 all i got in my fridge is sparkling water, spiked seltzers & peptides

Huberman making an appearance at Anatomy this is like Christmas for Miami ig health influencers

breakfast is such an NPC meal

Successful crypto investors try to hide that they ever worked in the space Unsuccessful crypto investors love to tell you the year they entered the space

Intellectual pursuits are the finest veblen good

gm my philosophical dilettantes

The subtle art of explaining what “based” means to a woman w/out doxxing its alt-right origins