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Chris

@crispsident

Live for today because you’re a long time dead.

North East, England Katılım Aralık 2010
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@itvnews “I’m skint, please give me money”
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@ChiOnwurah @Parkersafc You don’t need every bus operator’s app at all, Chi. You just need one simple website. bustimes.org has existed for donkeys years. Plus it gives you much more information then any app does, such as vehicle type and whether it has facilities such as USB ports.
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@Parkersafc So you needed to have every bus company's app on your phone plus at least two of them suffered from a bug whereby late buses simply disappeared off the app after their due time . I use buses all the time and also listen to my constituents
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Everyone who voted Labour should have to pay a Fuckwit Tax to mitigate the economic damage they've caused.
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@BigBearKentlaar The oldest looking 19 year old I’ve ever seen! He literally looks older than me and I’m pushing 40
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@geordiejosh You’re be to talk. You post about Sunderland rather a lot for a supposed Newcastle fan.
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They’re actually unbelievably tinpot. Like I said, they only rate players based off the derby because that’s all their world revolves around.
Alex@jjjalex21

@geordiejosh Same Lewis Hall who got rinsed by Chris Rigg and megged by Enzo Le Fee 🤣🤣

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@Parkersafc If I were in charge I’d bring the brick wall out so it’s level with the top of the stadium bowl, to increase the size of the concourses
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Looks better, but ive always hoped they'd put panelling up all around that part of the Stadium as I think the exposed metal sheeting looks cheap
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@ChiOnwurah I love all these tweets thinking this is sonething new, I live up north and I’ve used bustimes.org for years, and will continue to do so. It isn’t a technological wasteland up here, you know!
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@AwayDaysFB Their next home game is Spurs, and a similar sign used to be at Roker Park, you dumb fucks.
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Sunderland have announced that they will be installing this 'Welcome to Sunderland' sign on exterior of the Roker End ahead of their next home game against Nottingham Forest. Unfortunately for Sunderland fans, April Fools was yesterday - meaning that this is in fact real and n...
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@Lunatics_Studio @HPNews_Germany Failed casting? Watch the latest Lord of the Flies adaptation. He’s in that, and is going to be a brilliant Draco.
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@HPNews_Germany Another failed casting... It already creates a coherence issue
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Harry Potter World Report@HPNews_Germany·
👀Lox Pratt, who will play Draco Malfoy in the HBO #HarryPotter series, appears to be noticeably taller than many of the other Hogwarts students.
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@archer_rs Byeeeee 👋 👋 👋 The biggest political mistake of my life
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@TrishHodkinson Please explain how Brexit has benefited the UK? We should never have left. False promises built on lies on the side of a bus.
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How dare he. How dare he make closer ties with the EU when 17.4 million people voted to leave those very said ties. HE CANNOT BE TRUSTED!!
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❗️FINALLY Starmer says it❗️ “It is increasingly clear that as the world continues down this volatile path our long term national interest requires closer partnership with our allies in Europe and with the European Union.. Brexit did deep damage to our economy” What are we waiting for?? REJOIN REJOIN REJOIN #EU
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TDS@tdsvideos·
@TheCinesthetic this movie is fictional you realize that right. none of this is based on real events
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During the filming of Schindler’s List (1993), survivor Mila Pfefferberg reportedly trembled upon meeting Ralph Fiennes on set, saying his portrayal reminded her too much of the real Amon Göth. A chilling testament to how unsettling his performance was.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic

Who is the scariest movie villain?

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@DavidMcGregorBN Except websites such as bustimes.org have existed for years and give you exact vehicle details of the bus that’s coming, so for example you can make sure you can charge your phone or avoid a smaller, potentially busier bus. This is nothing new.
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@HannahHope_ @jet2tweets Is this your first time booking a holiday Hannah? Always check the accommodation description. You haven’t been duped, you just couldn’t be bothered to read. Of course holiday companies are going to showcase the nicest parts of the hotel in their promotional material
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I feel incredibly duped and swindled by @jet2tweets booked this hotel for its infinity pool only to discover that we don't have access to it. The website didn't make it clear when booking - false advertising
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@algorecrave bustimes.org is better. Even tells you the exact vehicle that’s coming, handy if you need to charge your phone, want a bigger bus so more chance of a seat etc
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Politics UK@PolitlcsUK·
🚨 NEW: The Government says bus passengers in all of England will be able to start tracking their bus in real time through Google Maps from tomorrow
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@harrym_vids Loss leaders. Designed to get you through the door. Supermarkets make very little on food even at full price. Profit margins are extremely low, around 3-4% on average. Non-food is where the profits are. It’s why they sell homewares. it’s why Aldi/Lidl have the middle aisle etc.
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British Farming is struggling right now and here’s why. We no longer value food, unless it’s been highly processed. That’s why farmers can’t make a profit while supermarkets continue to enjoy bumper profits year after year
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@Jenny_1884 That’s exactly what they’re doing… it’s called a loss leader. The same reason why veg is super cheap. What they want is for you to come in and buy non-food items like clothes, cleaning products, kitchenware etc. Non-food is where the profit lies in supermarkets.
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What I don’t get is if all these different supermarkets can sell Leg of Lamb, Beef, Pork & Gammon for 1/2 price at Easter & Xmas then why can’t they sell at this price all year round because they are obviously not selling at a loss or they wouldn’t be doing it.
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