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Happy Christmas & Merry Holidays! Enjoy this NEW VIDEO! It's me and @SullyDoesLife doing the CHRISTMAS TAG! youtube.com/watch?v=vcuZYB…

@coffeeorrum I WILL! SOON!

I’m alive… And quite possibly amplified

Must be at least 80 proof to ride this ride #livercoaster

@TheDavidStoll I miss drinking with you

@PonyDecay Haha well said!

@PonyDecay bleh. we’re becoming adults.

@PonyDecay bleh. work has been consuming my life. how are things with you?

@PonyDecay nope! not yet anyway.

Being at work is a constant reminder that I’m slowly falling into the abyss known as adulthood. But I can drink beer so there’s that.

@SullyDoesLife what message?

Scratch and sniff here! #FirstLineToMyNovel

@elliehickey nothing against that lifestyle, but requesting a steak be vegan is pushing it :P

Ridiculous restaurant request: Can you make that vegan for me? #no

You can no longer judge me for eating spam. I know you know what scrapple is #spamlife #musubi

Eat more greens and blues #NewYearsResolutionIn5Words

Celebrate with some delicious liquid chicken and cow juice. I am of course referring to egg nog. #christmas

My 1 to 10 scale ends at 20… It also starts at -5 #quoteoftheday

Did someone say easy way out? I'm an expert at that. Here's a NEW VIDEO!!! youtube.com/watch?v=RdhanN…

3D printed and painted a #pickofdestiny Time to make it glow. #toomuchfreetime instagram.com/p/_TxJzxCQGo/