dangercritch

@NUFC @adidasfootball Now all we need is a striker to wear it

Our story doesn’t stop at home ✨ Introducing the Newcastle 25/26 away jersey, available August 1. @adidasfootball

the lion does not concern himself with the MyGov inbox

Nvm it wasn’t that long ago lol mission accomplished 🫡🫡

Lads I haven’t tweeted you in ages, how has this finally happened now?! 😭😭😭

Everyone time I try and have faith in humanity, I remember that Lithonia came in at 65 in the hottest 100 smh

Surely @metrotrains shouldn't charge people when the 1 hour train ride turns into 2.5 hours

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE - WE ARE BACK! 🤩

Fuck off @metrotrains

BRUNO GUIMARÃES 👑

Garlic naan slaps until you can’t wash the smell off your hands

Just saw a man order a glass of wine and a cheese board for dinner and absolutely obliterate both. New hero

YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term

My fiancé went to try wedding dresses on today. I’m not gonna see the dress for another 15 months but fk me I’m excited

We did it lads!

More like Glenn Smacks Well, am i right?? #AUSvPAK

@khalifathey You must be new here

@critchslap Bro thinks drivers control the AC 💀🙄

Currently at Caulfield station @metrotrains can you pls tell the driver to turn the aircon on?

They did it. They finally responded.