crixi
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crixi
@crixi_
mediocre jokes, seasoned with an occasional banger or two
he/him Katılım Ekim 2014
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@PicturesFoIder look, 27 is just 3 short of 30, which is nice because 8 is 3 more than 5. (We like 5 because 5 is good) So let's trade the 3, making it 30 + 45.
The design is very human...
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@oskarn_97 @KrauseFx That sounds exactly like what I need! How can I make this work?
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@shitpostj0nge Ich bin für Salz, es spart Kochzeit, da sich der Siedepunkt des Wassers ändert.
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i love jon and the concert was incredible but i would’ve moonwalked out that door for 1000€, 500€ if we’re being honest
🪩@occasionaldsco
i genuinely cannot believe this is real
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@nathalottie omg ganz vergessen danke zu sagen, auch dafür dass deine darstellungsart sehr passgenau auf mein geistiges level abgestimmt ist ✨
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@0xcarlisle @amix3k @HenpeckedHal Well I don't think you would want to know if a phone number works but if the correct person is on the other end. Its moot to actually call these numbers without verifying who is on the other end. Perhaps ask your wonderful AI to also talk to the user on the other end for a name.
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@teesus666 @lidl hilfe in meiner scheiße ist andere scheiße als ich erwartet habe, damit hätte ja niemand rechnen können
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