Karo

@feralBosnian Your friend does not know ball, that food looks fire

@baeofbengal04 Use fixing your posture as an excuse to procrastinate your work

@finiteopencover Hit or miss tbh

do not recommend.

Some of my peers stopped the annual MIT Putnam sweep right in its tracks—I have never been prouder to be a Maroon. Massive laurels.

@mean_field_zane @bae0fbengal I really appreciate when you let me borrow your private jet so I could go to that conference, thanks man

@bae0fbengal 1. I’m rich 2. I’m romantic 3. I’m good at math 4. I’m a good listener 5. I’m good with my tongue

@bae0fbengal Aren't we all?

@eulerianham And dates done well (meaning you already know the person and have chemistry) are most certainly not like interviews

dates are akin to job interviews, but love is not a job

not a shape rotator, nor a wordcel, but a secret third thing (stupid)

@eulerianham Uncs together strong

incredible

@eulerianham Really? I thought chatgpt was pretty good for phys/math nowadays? Tbh i use claude/gemini so idk

@crizminn asked chatgpt and it wasn’t any help, but i knew i wasn’t crazy

can a physics oomf confirm that the order of the cross product is wrong here

@mean_field_zane Dude, if you stopped feeling sorry for yourself, i promise you'd do way better

It does feel really blackpilling that the only thing I can’t fix about myself (my height, 5’8.5”) seems to be the single most important factor in modern dating.

@eulerianham This is a definite no...

chat is the love of my life and father of my children on twitter

@petzuha To each their own, weird to judge people

@petzuha Why we hating tho, let people live

@mean_field_zane @humphilomath @cherylwoooo Never doom

@crizminn @humphilomath @cherylwoooo I’m just obviously out of the math scene atp for various reasons, econ scene doesn’t exist here, and nobody social at all likes me. I’m just gonna put my head down, it’s the only way.

The Faustian bargain of the University of Chicago is that you will receive the best mathematics and economics education possible to man but you will be made more lonely and miserable than anyone on earth can fathom simply by virtue of being yourself.

@mean_field_zane @humphilomath @cherylwoooo Bro there are a ton of social scenes other than the ones you've been in already. I, for example, have never heard of you irl. This place is big, just try

@crizminn @humphilomath @cherylwoooo No trying is impossible at this point I’m so serious. You have no idea how bad the reactions are when my name is said on campus.

@mean_field_zane @humphilomath @cherylwoooo Well there's your issue, keep trying! It took me a year and a half to find people I actually got along with

@crizminn @humphilomath @cherylwoooo I cut my losses and completely self-isolated after like a year lol.

@mean_field_zane @humphilomath @cherylwoooo It might be that you're exceptionally unlucky and have only run into terrible friends. After 3 years, however, the probability of such a thing is vanishingly small in the absence of other issues. Resentment will not solve those issues

@crizminn @humphilomath @cherylwoooo The disdain is induced…