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BREAKING: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 The New York Times has confirmed that most of the 13 US bases in the Middle East have been destroyed and empty. Many of the 13 military bases in the region used by American troops are all but uninhabitable, with the ones in Kuwait, which is next door to Iran, suffering perhaps the most damage, according to the NYT.

By the way this is the worst possible omen at a civilisational level. It's still taken seriously back home in England and the Romans would stop entire wars over this sign. It was interpreted as this: "the Gods have withdrawn their protection over this land".

Tragicômico.

Vini plays football like a video game character 🤯

BREAKING: The United Nations has voted 123-3 in favor to condemn the enslavement of millions of Africans and the trans-Atlantic slave trade. The three countries voting against it? 🇺🇸 USA 🇮🇱Israel 🇦🇷 Argentina Nearly all of Europe abstained.

“Um jogador que eu não gosto é o Gabriel Barbosa. Se ele estivesse aqui agora, a gente estaria na mão. Eu não gosto nem da pessoa nem do jogador. Cara, ele é muito nojento.” 🎙️ Wagner, ex-jogador. 📸 Raul Baretta/SFC | Reprodução

@futebol_info Honesta 😂

Leila Pereira, presidente do Palmeiras e da Crefisa, deve aparecer no relatório final da CPMI do INSS. O deputado federal Alfredo Gaspar (União-AL), relator da CPMI, demonstrou irritação com o fato de Leila ter conseguido um habeas corpus no STF (concedido por Gilmar Mendes) que a livrou de prestar depoimento. “A Sra. Leila Pereira, da Crefisa, que ganhou 25 dos 26 lotes, que está com uma série de procedimentos incorretos no INSS, em que aposentados e pensionistas estão sendo prejudicados, jamais será esquecida no relatório. Ela pode ganhar mil habeas corpus para não vir depor, mas vai ser item por item lembrado. Perguntas ficaram em aberto. Ela perdeu a oportunidade de responder. Gostaria de ouvir o que ela tem para falar”, disse o relator. 🗞️ @Metropoles 📸 Cesar Greco/SEP

I used to think the social media videos I saw about the food in other countries were BS, until I went to Italy for a week. One full week of eating pasta, pizza, steak and gelato…I came home down 7lbs. We are being poisoned. It really is that simple.

PQP HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

BRASIL SUPERSÔNICO | O Brasil dá mais um salto em tecnologia, inovação e conhecimento especializado. A @fab_oficial anunciou, nesta segunda-feira (23), a primeira aeronave F-39 Gripen produzida em território nacional, graças à transferência de tecnologia para a FAB e a @embraer.

@ebcnarede @fab_oficial @embraer Boa!

Making old tweets great again.

I've never seen 'Antichrist' mentioned this often in the media.

DEFINITIVAMENTE VAI SER COM EMOÇÃO! 🤯🏆🌎 Depois do sorteio da fase de grupos da Libertadores, pedimos para a IA dizer qual será o resultado ao final da competição! Para ela, o CRUZEIRO será campeão pela terceira vez! O que achou, torcedor? 🔵🦊🗣️ #Redes5

Torcedor do Boca Juniors reagindo o grupo D Boca Juniors Cruzeiro Universidad Católica Barcelona Sc

@sharma_views @cathynewman you are a certified bitch now. Congrats, P. O. S.

🚨 CATHY NEWMAN: You’re attacking gas fields in Qatar. They aren’t military targets. IRAN SPOX: We’re hitting US-linked assets. CATHY: No, you’re hitting a gas field in Qatar. IRAN SPOX: Don’t cut me. Who hit our gas fields first? We’re defending. CATHY: But a gas field isn’t military. IRAN SPOX: Then why was ours targeted? SHE PUSHED. HE FLIPPED. NARRATIVE COLLAPSED. CALMLY. 💥

@NacaoAzulNews @samuelvenancio Pedro Jr é horrível coitado.

⚠️| Existe o entendimento que o elenco do Cruzeiro precisa de reforços, mas isso só deve ocorrer na janela de transferências do meio do ano, devido a janela nacional estar quase fechada. 📰 @samuelvenancio

Today I$rael tried to kill me in a targeted airstrike in southern Lebanon as I was reporting on was the targeting of bridges and the forced displacement of 1 million people, an ethnic cleansing operation on a larger scale than the Nakba I have absolutely no doubt that this was deliberate. Despite claims there were no warnings ahead of the strike and no notifications sent to the Lebanese Army who allowed us to film As we have seen in Gaza they want to silence journalists who document and report their war crimes It is the western powers who provide political and military support for I$rael, arming it to the teeth to carry out genocide in Gaza and ethnic cleansing here in Lebanon. They are not simply complicit, but active participants and should be held accountable for their actions. But if I$rael thinks today’s strike will silence us and keep us out of the field they are very, very mistaken

I absolutely hate social media algorithms 99% of the time. But the 1% gave me the greatness of the Afroman trial. #Blessed

@dom_lucre You da best, Afroman Congrats dude

🔥🚨BREAKING: Aftoman was spotted celebrating his historic win against Ohio police. The beloved rapper was outside Adams County courthouse after winning unanimously in his defamation trial and successfully defended his First Amendment rights. Afroman wins in unanimous fashion, defending his First Amendment rights against the Adams County Sheriff's Department.