Doc Varza 😂

@JDVance How do you find the time to write a book, and how do you have the nerve to pitch it like this? The entire administration is a Ponzi scheme

Charlie Kirk had a profound impact on me. Both during his life and, as I discuss in this excerpt from my new book, after his death. This was hard to write about but I hope you'll find it meaningful. wsj.com/lifestyle/rela…

@CollinJHumphrey HD sells Makita models made with plastic and steel chucks on drills. The plastic ones are definitely less robust

Spoke to a rep who sells manly* DeWalt tools and some of those girlier brands of tools. He said the ones they make for Lowes and all these big hardware stores are cheaper and fall apart faster. But theirs are stronger and mentioned the store bought tools have plastic pieces, but their tools have metal pieces in certain parts of the tool. 🤔 Do you believe that? Or is it a sales pitch?

@VinnysCorner1 psyop

Age yourself…. Name the second basemen from your favorite MLB team growing up. I’ll start: Chuck Knoblauch

@SenSanders Africa is not our problem. we need to fix major problems in the US

Elon Musk, the wealthiest man alive, gutted USAID, which supports some of the poorest people in the world. Now there's an Ebola outbreak in the Congo, which USAID could have helped prevent or slow. When you dismantle the systems that stop deadly diseases, people needlessly die.

@RyLiberty He’s gotta gain some ground now because it’s Pride Month

Lindsey Graham is going to lose seat after 23 years

@realDonaldTrump is what they told us Qaddafi was, but now we know it’s all just a massive projection campaign to let the real criminals ruin the planet in plain sight.

The more Netanyahu prevents the war with Iran from ending, the more obvious it becomes that he convinced Trump to start it.

@Aliathewhite This is not a free country. The totalitarian tiptoe in operation

Brave Daytona Beach sheriffs heroically spending close to an hour taking down the ultimate threat to Florida: White Russian teens sipping on Twisted Tea.

@KyleSeraphin @blonde4thewin @ILeonardaJonie is fantastic

@blonde4thewin Not ones I know generally... there are a few who seem pretty good. But I think it is an acquired taste.

"Well personally, I don't want to mine, because I have a masters degree..." Uptalk comedian has a masters, and couldn't wait to tell a paying customer who works in concrete.

@Teslo2_ Austin Wells has 7 RBI on the season. 4 of which came from his 4 HRs. I’m sure he’s a great guy, but ffs, get a catcher that can hit .235

What do ya know, Yankees score 13 in one inning and Austin Wells doesn’t have a fucking hit 😭😭

@KimDotcom How did people find him worthy of anything?

Wouldn't it be ironic if Peter Thiel died before he gets to experience transhumanism? He wants to live forever like Trump. P.S. He killed his boyfriend.

@Inadvertantview @BrianEastwoodx $50/hr is not enough for skills and tools. He’s either not good, or doesn’t need to pay bills.

I've paid my handyman well over $5k this year alone. He is a retired homebuilder referred to me by my plumber. He's building a screen room off the master bedroom next. It took me 2 years out here to find someone that really knows what he is doing. His hourly rate is $50 per hour or he will bid a job as a whole #. There are millions of early 60 yo females with a need for such things without the nightmare of inviting a stranger into your home. Be clean, bonded and knowledgeable, timely and respectful. You'll make a fortune if you market that right.

I think I’m going to start my own handyman/ landscaping business. I’m kinda tired of the 9 to 5. So I think I will start doing work for people on the side until I can leave my current gig. Thoughts?

@IfindRetards Cannot be a white supremacist with this level of retardo-skank in the ranks

This disgusting retard announced a baby shower with a twist: men urinating on her making it a 'golden shower.' This is the face of everything wrong with the Western world.

@HawkEmDownChris These posts are all about aging the user base. Never reply. Information farming

Age yourself by naming the starting catcher on your favorite MLB team growing up. I’ll start: Jorge Posada.

@SamLuckiniESM There needs to be a Low Stars game too, where the worst starters at their position get to play. Austin Wells at C

The Yankees will probably have four All-Stars this year… right? -Cam Schlittler -Aaron Judge -Cody Bellinger -Ben Rice Am I missing anyone? Maybe another one of the SPs

@jaegermedia1 Who?

Name a bigger fall off than Lex Fridman. I’ll wait

Trump handing Israel PM Netanyahu the keys to the Whitehouse will be remembered as one of the dumbest moments in American history.

@SamLuckiniESM That needs to be a weighted ERA, otherwise it’s misleading

Yankees' starters and their 2026 ERAs: 🔵Gerrit Cole: 0.00 🔵Cam Schlittler: 1.50 🔵Ryan Weathers: 3.14 🔵Max Fried: 3.21 🔵Carlos Rodon: 3.32 🔵Will Warren: 3.55 Their 2.95 ERA as a staff is the lowest in MLB. #Yankees

@peter_adderton America is over. Any speck of patriotism is not because of the government; it’s because of a very distant past.

As an Australian, I’m genuinely confused by artists refusing to perform at America’s 250th celebration. This is a once-in-250-years opportunity to celebrate the country, its history, and the people who helped make these artists wildly successful. Walking away because the event might be seen as political only makes it more political makes zero sense to me.🤔 To me, this should be bigger than personal politics. It should be about celebrating America and the people who supported these artists every step of the way.

@feelgoodtale lol you ridiculous Patel. Go get some street food and bathe in the Ganges

I canceled my wedding... because my fiancée's careless actions almost killed my Labrador. 💔 I'm 28, she's 27. We were together for 4 years, engaged for 6 months. My Labrador is 7 years old — very gentle, loyal Last Saturday, she had her bachelorette party at home. I went to my parents' place and left the dog with her because she said she liked him. Before leaving, I simply said: "When the party starts, put him in the bedroom." That's it. Sunday morning at 5 AM, I got a call. She was panicking, saying something happened to the dog. She was so drunk she couldn't speak clearly. I told her to take him straight to the vet. When I arrived, she was crying. Friends told me the dog was alive... but not okay. Then the vet informed me... My dog had consumed alcohol... and had also eaten chocolate edibles. 💔 Everything was left open — drinks, edibles — all within his reach. No one put him in the room. Everyone was busy... and he was poisoned. That dog trusts people completely. And they let him down. When I got home, I said directly — pack your things, cancel the wedding. She was shocked. I wasn’t. Then I started getting calls. Her family, friends... everyone said I was overreacting. "Ending a relationship over one mistake." My family was also on her side. My mom said: "She didn't mean to. The dog survived, right?" Yes… he survived. Barely. 💔 My sister also said I overreacted. But no one understands... This isn't just about one night. She uses her phone while driving. She has left the stove on before. I kept ignoring it. But this time? My dog was involved. A life that depends on us. And she couldn’t follow a simple instruction. She's not a child. She's 27 years old. If I can’t trust her now... how will I in the future? With kids? A home? Love alone isn’t enough... when someone’s carelessness can cost a life. I can't risk my life on the next "accident." 💔