god’s favorite princess 🕊️

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch and zero human interaction?

gymbros never have to straighten their hair after bicep tricep day and it shows

i don’t like it when people care about my family more than who i am as an individual, yes they’re awesome and legendary but so am i 😔

Btw in your 20’s and 30’s you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something

i only like getting life advice from women who would've been burned alive during the salem witch trials

love how in paki dramas, when a man is evil, he's a wife-beater, a cheater, eats babies for lunch, basically the iblees in flesh and when a woman is evil shes just doing some shit like not getting up at crack of dawn to make her loser husband breakfast.

@kaleshkarsaan hahahaha

@crocsnroses yes shes my wife

a very important first date question is do you know who bibble is?

En un mundo de mujeres materalistas que aman gastar en ropa y salir a cenar, ahi estoy yo en primera fila

women don’t want disgusting misogynistic losers as life partners anymore and it’s breaking the internet

u know agla din faltu hone wala hai when you have to play relaxing 8 hrs of sleep in 1 hr with your alarm set for 45 minutes

@aarzaldo love u more more mosttt

@crocsnroses LOVED THIS LOOK LOVE YOU

the look vs. the reply

Enjoy being while becoming

nunca usaria botox porque me gusta que la gente vea mi cara de asco cuando dijeron una pelotudez

@_sftdaisies LY WIFEY

@crocsnroses WIFEEE

@fatimazyhra bahdjsjshsha ilyyy

@crocsnroses *inserts the text i sent on insta*

@ibeeeee9 ahhaha baby goat

@shazamizhere yessss leo baddieee

@crocsnroses hahaha idk u remember or not u & her have only difference of one day in your birthday

telling my sister u like expensive use it as motivation to secure a big job poora mall ghomanay k baad she liked a suit which was 150k.. didn't buy because it was out of budget later she said ok let's look for a watch which was more than 600k than we just came back empty hand