spherical egg

what if we smooched (fucked) at the intersection of based and cringe?

pussy from a girl with an annoying laugh

You can't be tired if you never sleep

adulthood is just having various packages delivered to your house until you die

i don't need to get high to get scared

wait wait wait so there's a children's song called Yankee Doodle and no one's concerned?

Who up downloading?

I guess they crushed their objective of ignoring safety precautions though

Wow those rich guys in the submarine really folded under pressure

Some people say their deaths were meaningless, but I think they were actually pretty deep

That OceanGate dude really should've paused to take stock instead of rushing into the unknown

submersible implies the existence of domersible

but i don't understand.. aren't billionaires supposed to be very smart people?

estrogen sun, progesterone moon, cortisol rising

just keeping it real (making it up as i go)

asking for my coffee to go then drinking it in the store

ain't no fuckin way Joan put all those animals on the ark by herself

I went to the gene pool and all I got was this stupid mental illness

Karen would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

how does one serve god in a cunt honoring way?