RyanCrottie🧸

7 MCPs released this week, your agent can now: → Trade perps on @HyperliquidX → Deploy tokens and launch on @Raydium → Earn yield via @beefyfinance @ConvexFinance or @jito_sol → Bridge assets across networks and trade on chain.

I’ll be honest about the plan because I don’t care who copies it. Launch every AI agent we can. Arm every dev with infrastructure that actually works. Spend our entire marketing budget making them win. Lock $ANON at the center of everything. That’s the whole strategy. Steal it if you want. Here’s what you can’t steal: we’re already moving. While everyone is still writing whitepapers about DeFAI, we’re shipping. While launchpads are cherry-picking projects, we’re opening the doors to every builder with a real idea. And we’re doing it with @Raydium ( the deepest liquidity on Solana ) as our backbone. The first DeFAI launchpad built on LaunchLab. $ANON as the reserve asset baked into every bonding curve. Not a partnership announcement: an infrastructure decision that compounds forever. Every agent that launches pairs its liquidity with $ANON. Their success is our success. Our success is theirs. There is no separation. We win together or not at all and that alignment is the whole point. Every token that bonds accrues to $ANON holders. Every wave of DeFAI we unlock tightens the lock. Every agent that wins makes the next one stronger. This is how a new ecosystem compounds. Not one project at a time, an entire DeFAI economy growing in lockstep, with $ANON as the backbone of all of it. We’re not just part of the AI in crypto wave. We’re the infrastructure it runs on. The only question is how much $ANON you’re holding when it clicks.

Pandora Parlays is for everyone: Degens looking to make their 420x , or the house playing the counterparty to degeneracy and compounding small wins

@defidaddy Rotation? 🙃

@defidaddy Silver/gold no longer safe

Silver down 30% today this is like 9/11 but for Uber Drivers

@defidaddy outperformed by grandmas

gold price discovery ✅ silver price discovery✅ crypto bro depression discovery ✅

@defidaddy I did this on OLG app this morning 50$ to 1k on blackjack

time to GAMBLE (wish me luck)

@NickJFuentes Bacon egg sandwich

Headed to McDonalds, you guys want anything?

Babe, wake up! Trojan Terminal just dropped: - complete quests - earn gold - get rewards Where I will be trading👇 @correct-bus" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">trojan.com/@correct-bus

POV: Me at 3am talking to $BTC asking for one last run

@defidaddy People waiting for the run 😵‍💫

@crottie_ryan all the economic numbers are fugaszi vibes are the true indicator (i haven't been to the casino in a month)

Which way, Western Man? 1) retest 4 hour structure and push higher.. 2) or, we have rejected the channel on daily and will go down.. 🤔

@defidaddy x.com/kobeissiletter…

@crottie_ryan so many spooky catalysts atm lmao

@namcios @grok English please

JACK DORSEY ACABOU DE CRIAR UM PROBLEMA PRA TODO DITADOR DO MUNDO E o primeiro teste é em 7 dias. Na Uganda. O país vai às urnas dia 15. Museveni governa desde 1986. Em toda eleição, corta a internet. Literalmente toda vez. → 2016: blackout total → 2021: 4 dias offline durante a votação Oposição não consegue coordenar, verificar votos, documentar nada Aí veio o Bitchat. 400.000 ugandenses baixaram o app em uma semana. 1% da população. O app usa Bluetooth mesh. Mensagens pulam de celular em celular. Sem internet. Sem servidor. Sem torre. O regulador de telecom foi pra TV dizer que tem "a maior concentração de engenheiros de software do país" pra bloquear o app. O desenvolvedor respondeu no X: "Você não pode parar o Bitchat. Você não pode nos parar. Free and open source. Unstoppable." Ele está tecnicamente correto. Pra bloquear o Bitchat, o governo teria que desligar o Bluetooth de todo celular do país. Ou confiscar os aparelhos. Ou proibir ugandenses de ficarem a menos de 100 metros uns dos outros. O regime ordenou Starlink suspender operações. Controle de satélite. Controle de fibra. Controle de torres. Nenhum desses controla Bluetooth. 40 anos de investimento em censura. Derrotado por ondas de rádio de curto alcance que existem desde 1994. E o Bitchat ainda manda transações de Bitcoin offline. Bobi Wine, líder da oposição, pediu pra população baixar antes do apagão. Dessa vez eles vão pro escuro armados. 15 de janeiro. Se o Bitchat derrotar Museveni, todo ditador do mundo acorda com um problema novo.

@defidaddy F

press F to pay respects btw

My Oil watchlist Oil Producers and Explorers - $CVX - $COP - $XOM - $OXY - $EOG Oilfield Services Companies - $HAL - $SLB - $BKR - $WFRD Refiners - $VLO - $PSX - $MPC

@defidaddy 303B barrels of oil – world's biggest reserves (to Saudi's 267B). Right now only 1M bpd, but Trump says US companies will rebuild & sell tons worldwide. Means cheaper energy, massive profits, less OPEC reliance, stronger dollar – and he claims “won’t cost a penny” to get it

@crottie_ryan more oil supply = cheaper prices of oil = weaker russian economy something like that

US premarket opens in 24 hours.. is the US gaining a new colony is bullish or bearish? lmao

@defidaddy @NickJFuentes 🤣

@crottie_ryan @NickJFuentes jfc

USA 🇺🇸