SaltyDawg

For posterity

@megigogi I'm just sad we didn't get a Mk48.

It feels so weird with this British SAW... Same weapon but so different... (ugly) I want my stock and heat shield at least.

We need 99 backers till the pilot's done! Massive shout-out to Jarrett!

man defends horse girl

It's time for one last pull of Conan O'Brien's Walker, Texas Ranger Lever. Rest in peace, Chuck Norris.

Finished version‼️‼️

As I said my brain saw it as an empire keyblade…

This is still up there for funniest panel of the past year especially if you realize Bizarro Joker is just a perfectly sane person

good ending

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19 years ago, a high school basketball coach put his team manager into a game for the final four minutes. The kid had never played a single minute of competitive basketball in his life. He scored 20 points. Jason McElwain was diagnosed with severe autism at age two. He didn’t speak until he was five. He couldn’t chew solid food until he was six. He wore a nappy for most of his early childhood. As a baby, he was rigid, wouldn’t make eye contact, and hid in corners away from other children. He tried out for his school basketball team every year and got cut every time. Too small. Too slight. Barely 5’6 and about 54 kilograms. But he loved the game so much that his mum called the school and asked if there was any way he could be involved. The coach created a team manager role for him. For three years, McElwain showed up to every practice and every game. He wore a shirt and tie on match days. He ran drills, handed out water, kept stats, and cheered every basket like he’d scored it himself. On 15 February 2006, the last home game of his final school year, the coach let him suit up in a proper jersey and sit on the bench. With four minutes left and a comfortable lead, the coach sent him in. His first shot missed. His second missed. Then something shifted. He hit a three-pointer. Then another. Then another. His teammates stopped shooting entirely and just kept passing him the ball. He hit six three-pointers and a two-pointer. 20 points in four minutes. The highest scorer in the game. When the final buzzer went, the entire crowd rushed the court and lifted him onto their shoulders. His mum tapped the coach on the shoulder, in tears. “This is the nicest gift you could have ever given my son.” McElwain won the ESPY Award for Best Moment in Sports that year, beating out some of the biggest names in professional sport. He’s 36 now. He works at a local supermarket, coaches basketball, has run 17 marathons including five Boston Marathons, and travels the country speaking about never giving up. When asked about that night, his coach still gets emotional. “For him to come in and seize the moment like he did was certainly more than I ever expected. I was an emotional wreck.”

anticipating something...

These European countries shaped the golden era of Eurodance

For a request on Discord.

John Carpenter's Toxic Commando is out! 🧟 - Survive endless waves of zombies in 4-player co-op - Go off-road in some seriously badass trucks - Unleash a mad arsenal of weapons & skills Play Carpenter's most unhinged nightmare now on PS5, Xbox Series X|S & PC!

Had to do it.

@RedLadyJJ Still comes out dang excellent 😤

What if I just said fuck that and didn’t even bother shading at all

@ohposhers Ngl I can totally appreciate it. That’s awesome.

Just had the cops in my apartment and they loved my wall banner so much they asked to take a picture of it

@AChevyWolf I simply love how Ubisoft has continued to hurt us by being positively incompetent.

It's honestly incredible how many games I've always wanted/waited for came out absolutely fucked up lately but I realized one MORE addition to the ever-growing list AC: Shadows (As a kid, I always dreamed of an AC set in Japan, but Ubi fucked it up massively) Pain.