Jailstoolie

I’m 45 years old. I sell industrial air compressors for a living. I’ve never been the loudest guy in the room—until you get to know me. I’ve spent my whole life in Southeast Ohio, cheering for the Bengals on Sundays, the Reds through the summer, Notre Dame in the fall, and Kentucky every March. I'm not a crypto bro. I didn't get into Doge in 2021, or buy Bitcoin at $300. Truth is, I never touched a meme coin until Jailstool. But something about Dave Portnoy being all-in made me pause. Maybe it was his chaos. Maybe it was the honesty. Maybe I just saw someone who didn’t take himself too seriously—but still knew how to build something real. I bought Jailstool because I believed in him. I stayed because of the people. Somewhere between the memes, the Spaces, the relentless GM posts, and the wild sense of humor, this turned into something I actually cared about. Not just numbers on a chart—community. Energy. Identity #jailstool #jailstoolarmy

@spencerpga @Riley_Gaines_ @stoolpresidente

@crpto_exprt @Riley_Gaines_ @stoolpresidente

Brittney Griner appeared to call Caitlin Clark “trash” and a “f***ing white girl” after fouling out last night. Just a reminder: this is who we traded for the Russian Merchant of Death. Now imagine if Clark had said the inverse.

@ThomasFarley @stoolpresidente El Pres 🐐 💯

@stoolpresidente Good having you at Consensus and having a few laughs and getting your perspectives on crypto. Eagerly awaiting Greed III launch at next year’s Consensus Miami

Part of me wants to launch Greed III live on stage. But part of me doesn’t want the headache of the Jeremy Dan’s of the world crying like a little bitch with shit on the front of his pants

@papajorgio2 @stoolpresidente 💯

@stoolpresidente Dave is the most misrepresented guy. It's crazy. We all heard him say the exact opposite on DDTG

Who is this absolute moron? I literally said the exact opposite. I said to buy and I did buy. More importantly learn how to talk without looking like a psychopath

@gianinaskarlett $JAILSTOOL couldn’t be a more perfect one!

can we all agree to collectively send a memecoin and not sell?

They doubted him. They dragged his name. They lit the fire and hoped he’d fold. But through it all, one thing never changed: The Jailstool Army stood tall. 💜 We don’t flinch. 💥 We don’t fade. 🚽 We stand with Dave. #Jailstool #StandWithDave #ThePeoplesCoin #PortnoyStrong #JailstoolArmy

@FistPunchSkull @stoolpresidente Your profile says “I BELIEVE IN GOD”. I can just about guarantee he would not want you to be posting stuff like this…

@stoolpresidente Your pizza reviews suck Dave!

I’m heading to Toronto and had to check in with Bill the Greek (from pizza review fame) before I got there. All time response.

@StuartFeiner @StellaBlueCoff Facts! 💯

GREAT MORNING TO YOU READY TO ROLL. ALL EARLY RISERS START YOUR DAY RIGHT WITH A GREAT CUP OF COFFEE @StellaBlueCoff

@timmayeur No need to convince people. We don’t need poop stains here. If this is the one, Dave will bless us regardless of anyone buying now.

Guys, most of the top GREED 3 holders, have big bags of G3 now. If you're a smol holder and fading G3, just know that your top brass aint. Don't miss out, hedge. #G3 #Greed3 CA: 99c43XChT5VmC2BCpHB2tHiDEHs5pVbRmPVPgAoEpump

@elio82 @DraftKings @barstoolsports Someone throw this main in Jail!

Side view!! Hey ⁦@DraftKings⁩ I am completely out of shirts!! 0 left ⁦@barstoolsports⁩

@timmayeur @stoolpresidente I still believe in JAILSTOOL 💯 to a billion!!!

@timmayeur I’ve been in Jailstool from day 1 bc I believe in @stoolpresidente and I just bought a little piece of G3 hoping I can make back a few bucks of the JS losses! 🍀

Lets breakout this time boys. #Greed3 #G3 " This is Greed 3 " - Dave Portnoy 3 Days in a row of being top blasted by unused wallets being freshly funded by Coinbase to accumulate supply. These buys started right after Dave's livestream earlier this week and yes, I do suspect it's him. CA: 99c43XChT5VmC2BCpHB2tHiDEHs5pVbRmPVPgAoEpump

96 days of believing in @stoolpresidente and the #jailstool community, not stopping anytime soon. This is 100% the best community in crypto, LFG! 🚀

@CodeBenderX @PrezVol @stoolpresidente @cole_2400 @Buck96p @ChrisHu31521886 @N8rAnderson @bslizzle8552 @C_Sengpaseuth @juliekennis @davidgokhshtein 💯

@crpto_exprt @PrezVol @stoolpresidente @cole_2400 @Buck96p @ChrisHu31521886 @N8rAnderson @bslizzle8552 @C_Sengpaseuth @juliekennis @davidgokhshtein Or you could say, “In Dave, We Crust!” 🍕

Day 16 of posting #webelieve #wetrust #wehavefaith #jailstool @stoolpresidente @cole_2400 @Buck96p @CodeBenderX @ChrisHu31521886 @N8rAnderson @bslizzle8552 @C_Sengpaseuth @C_Sengpaseuth @juliekennis @davidgokhshtein

@ZssBecker $JAILSTOOL will 🚀 back to $100 mill +

Might make a top 10 meme coin video after heavy consultation with some of the best meme traders by track record. What memes should be on the list?

@RandolphUSA Awesome shades. I rocked my pair at Formula 1 last weekend in Miami and got tons of compliments!

From pizza reviews to poolside hangs with Miss Peaches + Pete, Dave’s known for calling it like he sees it — and he sees it clearly in RANDOLPHs. Made in the U.S., worn everywhere, and made for those who don’t follow trends — they define them. #RandolphUSA

@traderInosuke JAILSTOOL

what's your highest conviction coin right now?