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I'm going to be beautiful again one day, just you wait.

@reporterchris Staals*, no apostrophe.

The Staal's have another Stanley Cup

@garymasonglobe We're truly witnessing Idiocracy in real life 😩

Trump’s America. Be proud MAGA, be proud.

@davidalter He co-hosted the Stanley Pup, btw.

Vegas PA announcer Mark Shunock (aka Mark Nash of WWE Smackdown fame) to the fans as the Knights come out for the start of the third: “VEEEGAS, We have 20 minutes to figure it out.”

@Sportsnet my stream sucks ass, dog

UFC is a fake sport for trashy people. The billionaire owners only share crumbs from a giant monetary pie with the fighters who are often left broke and broken. In some ways the White House is the only appropriate venue for an event like this. Perfect place for a dystopian show.

Happy Birthday Peter Avalon!

@BrndnStrssng to the victor go the spoils

Never forget, I did this

This rocks

@sasimons she's out to lunch

Whitney Cummings seems to think the Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump (in 2011) played some role in inspiring Trump to launch his presidential campaign (in 2015)